Studio: New Sensations Category: Spoofs

Seinfeld porn. Can you believe it? You know you’ve seen it all when something this amazing is brought to the screen. The thing about spoofs like Seinfeld: A XXX Parody is that when they get it right, they really get it right. New Sensations did a really bang up job with the casting, set and getting all the details of the sitcom just right- including Gerry’s apartment. I had to check it against a youtube video of the real show’s set and the likeness is uncanny!

After Gerry brings Elaina to the Porn Nazi, she is hooked on his specialty sex tapes and longs to get some of her own. The tape even had Elaina and Gerry going at it (and James Deen stays in character, cuming in a perfect Gerry voice)! But alas the Porn Nazi has pronounced “NO PORN FOR YOU!” on her first visit and she must find a way to make him change his mind. Luckily he has a sexy assistant with a thing for big curly hair and fierce dance moves. Meanwhile Crammer and Gorge are making their own porn, which ends up with both of them actually on screen. Hilarious.

Like I said above, whoever did the casting for this flick should be super proud. Each performer was perfect for their character, which is what made the movie so cohesive and true to Seinfeld form – and a rarity in most adult movies. James Deen works that mini mullet like a pro and totally has the Gerry affect down pat. His Yadda-Yadda-Yadda ramblings are just as stupid/funny as the real Jerry Seinfeld’s. It’s also a total pleasure to watch Deen fuck. He may be a little guy, but he holds his own in the bedroom and pumps his powerhouse dick like the best of em.

I think scene one was my favorite of the movie – with Gerry and Elanina humping on the famed Papi pee pee couch (SOMEONE watches too much tv!) and all up and down the living room. At least it finally alleviated all that added sexual tension from the last 10 years, give or take). I might recommend that you turn the volume down when you start the tape, as Kristina Rose’s (Elaina) gets loud fast.

With all the onslaught of parodies and spoofs as of recent, it’s an exciting and fun to find one that really gets the original show and can pull it off with the respect it deserves.

-J.D. Bauchery

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