There aren’t many people that I know that haven’t shared their space with at least one roommate that made their lives a living hell. It pretty much comes with the territory of co-habitating with other people, right? And while I’ve been lucky in my own roommate choices over the years, I’ve definitely found myself in less than desirable living situations. That said, I took one look at Roommate From Hell and knew that I had to check it out. I mean, I’ve had bad roommates and I’ve had roommate that I’ve slept with, but I’ve never mixed awful roommates and sex, so I just needed to see what this was all about.
From the title and the description, I was expecting something a little more “Single White Female,” but that’s definitely not what I got. But let me start at the beginning. Jessica (Aurora Snow) has everything she could ever want – a loving boyfriend, great job and enough money to live comfortably. She couldn’t be happier… until she walks in on her boyfriend (Chris Cannon) getting a blowjob from a woman someone sent to the house as a window cleaner. While Jessica stalks off to her friend Rebecca’s house (Holly Hollywood), the boyfriend decides that he’s already fucked, so why not just finish his blowjob and do some fucking himself in a three-way with Ashley Moore and Sharon Wild.
As Jessica settles into Rebecca’s house, she remembers that she had invited a client to come have dinner at her house the next evening and starts to worry about what she will do. Rebecca calms her fears and invites Jessica to have her client over to Rebecca’s house for dinner instead, and that she will even cook for them. Soon the scene switches over to the three of them sitting around the dinner table as Rebecca gets up to get dessert. And what is dessert? A blowjob, of course. Rebecca seduces the client (Joel Lawrence) as Jessica stalks off again. Hot sex ensues.
The next day, Jessica’s boss calls her into the office to yell at her for the inappropriate behavior the night before and fires her. So now Jessica is out of a boyfriend, a job, a friend and a place to live. With the money she has left, Jessica rents an apartment and has to find a roommate. She finds herself an awful roommate (April Flowers) who is a total asshole and has no sexual boundaries, and soon kicks her to the curb. Now, I thought that was the roommate from hell, but oh no, I was wrong.
As soon as her bitchface roommate is out the door, a man in a limo pulls up and knocks on her door. It seems that he and his driver are looking for lodging, and willing to pay a pretty penny for it, so Jessica invites him in and sets him up there. Soon there are blowjobs going on all over the house, which Jessica is none too pleased about. Plus there is something very strange about her new roommate (Herschel Savage) and his driver (Jada Fox).
As Jessica gets deeper and deeper in debt and begins feeling hopeless, her roommate lets it slip that he is willing to give her anything she wants if she wants to come with him and help him rule where he is from… which is, in fact, Hell. That’s right, her new roommate is the Devil – and he is looking for a mate! In fact, he’s the one that actually made all of Jessica’s lousy luck. As she thinks about taking him up on his offer, Jessica sees a homeless man and gives him her last dollar. And bam, the old homeless man turns out to be God, who breaks Jessica from her dealings with the Devil because she still has kindness and good inside her, even if she has nothing else. He sends the Devil away and rights all the wrongs that have happened by sending Jessica back in time to before her boyfriend got that blowjob from the women who were actually sent by the Devil. Happily ever after – and Jessica and her man have awesome sex. The end.
See? How random is that?! Man, I love porn.
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