“That girl thinks she’s the queen of the neighborhood! I got news for you, she is! They say she’s a dyke, but I know – She is my best friend, yeah… “ Ah the riot grrrls of the early ‘90s – what a bunch of super hot radical ladies! Kathleen Hanna and Bikini Kill still have my bits tingling all these years later, so when I saw this Burning Angel riot grrrl porno (of the same name), I was all about checking it out. And when I read Hanna’s name in the description, I knew there was no going back.
While I’ll admit that this movie has little to do with my ‘90s music idols and is more of an homage to today’s alt/punk rock ladies, I can’t say that I am totally heartbroken over seeing sexy tattooed ladies in compromising positions with each other. Sure, it’s no Kathleen Hanna fucking Kaia Wilson (of Team Dresch –drooool), but hey, what is? I’d definitely dry my eyes on the short skirts of these punk princesses any day of the week.
Not surprisingly, I liked all of the six vignettes. Each scene had a fun/silly quality that works so well to balance out the fucking, sucking and pounding of toys in asses and cunts. Gotta love that perfect mix. My favorite of the bunch did surprise me though… I really loved watching Nova T.A. getting herself off in the beginning of scene 5, before Jessie Lee even walks in.
It was really hot to start the scene with Nova already fucking herself nice and fast with a big blue dildo. No need to build up slowly – sometimes I love when they just go for the gold! She was so into it and enjoying herself that it would be hard for anyone to not get even a little hot. I’m not 100% sure what the eye patch/headband had to do with anything, but I chalk it up to artistic preference and really ended up with my eyes on the prize the whole time… and that doesn’t mean her head…
Though I said I really liked all the scene, there was one that didn’t actually get my approval… because I didn’t watch it. Scene 3. When Cadence St. James is talking about her boyfriend in scene three and calls him “gay” in a “he’s so lame” way, it was way not cool. How you gonna use gay as a slur, then fuck a girl? It just didn’t sit well with me. While I don’t know who these ladies fuck on their free time, I’m not interested in watching some gay-for-pay chick be disrespectful to me and my queer community. I was super excited about this scene before that happened, but once it did, it was fast forward city. Moving on…
Overall I enjoyed my new wave punk rock riot grrrl experience and will definitely be back to check out the rest of our newly added Burning Angel flicks.