Studio: Dash Hentai Category: Hentai

For today’s hentai offering I went looking for something special, something new, interesting and atypical. I settled on “Ride Of The Valkyrie” because it looked like it had an extra special treat in store for its viewers – futanari.

You see I’ve seen tons of futanari manga’s but like yaoi it’s a rare thing to find in movie format, at least in the states it is. Ok, quick lesson, the term futanari refers to characters (usually depicted as female) who have both genitalia at the same time. Futanari characters genitalia is usually depicted in one of three ways: male genitalia above female organs (cock and balls sprout above the clit), a variation in which the clit becomes the cock, and a final variation on the two previous forms that is ball less. Their cocks also usually tend to be pretty unrealistically huge. These types of characters tend to add a whole new awesome dynamic on your average fantasy sex scene so I was super eager to see one ‘in the wild’ as it were.

On to the actual movie: there’s an oppressed civilization that’s over run by what looks like ogres. The people are doing their best to fight back but it isn’t until a battle maiden sent from god with the powers of Odin appears that they seem to have a chance. She’s captured with the aid of the goddess Freya. Apparently the goddess is their sex slave (queue me vomiting in my mouth a little) the ogres are intent upon controlling these divine beings with their cocks. Apparently Odin couldn’t get it up so Freya fell to the ogres and is more than willing to hand over other divine women to her new masters as long as they let her suck on their cocks.

The second half features a more pious Freya – and tentacle monsters. You know a movie’s in bad shape when you’re actually glad to see a giant amorphous nubby dick tipped tentacle monster. Valkyrie is still the same, weakly defiant, right up till she’s suddenly fucking a nun. Wait, what? Yeah, Valkyrie fucks a nun, after she’s given part of the purple monster that attaches to her crotch and becomes a dick (futanari? Sadly I’m going with no). After that the weak holdout becomes as sex crazed as Freya was in the first half and as rude as an ogre as she tells Freya that her body is horribly dirty.

Character design on both the Valkyrie and Freya is nice, not entirely overdone, though I found myself wishing for the old faceless horrors from “Swallowtail Inn” when it came to the ogres. I have to say that this is one hentai where the male’s genitals seemed more lovingly drawn than the females, as Valkyrie’s pussy is just a flat squiggle of lines compared to the ogre’s dicks.

Even the allure of a potential futanari sighting couldn’t keep my interest in this one past Valkyrie’s first face to face with the ogre’s. I’m just not that big into humiliation or impregnation and there just wasn’t that much else to this, I mean the whole point was to get these holy women addicted to ogre cock and then force them to eliminate the human race by bearing nothing but demon spawn. And was the second part even done at the same time as the first? Freya had an entirely different attitude and the pussies were drawn in an entirely different way. Ugh. I generally hate saying bad things about hentai titles, they can do bad all by themselves but it is what it is.

-FrzKey

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