My partner in lady porn, J.D, has been out of town all week and I am missing her like crazy! To show my love, I am posting little bits from 3 of my favorite reviews written by my co-worker/ work wife/ friend/ porno and sex ed guru. You’re here to read about XXX movies and not my slight co-dependency on the HotMoviesForHer queen bee, so I’ll get to it!
Puppet Feet – “A black curtain and a pair of feet/legs up to mid-calf, turned upside down so that the soles of the feet are facing the ceiling. 
Alright, the stage is all set… but for what… Well, for cheesy pick up lines, ‘yo mama’ slams and a number of not-quite-funny blond jokes – all told from one foot to the other. Yep… this is a porn review…
Now, don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying anything negative about foot fetishes, or any other fetishes for that matter. All I’m saying is that without any sort of sexy activity or context, really, it was super hard for me to see this as anything bigger than just feet telling each other ‘yo mama’ jokes. I’m sure there are a bunch of people that get off to just the thought of feet laughing at each other’s blond jokes, but I think it may just be tricky to fully grasp the eroticism of that unless this is what gets you hot.”
No Fauxxx: Sophia St. James – “All soft curves and big, full breasts, St. James is so 
fucking hot! She whines and moans right through the screen, making the viewers squirm right along. And since this is a TROUBLE Films flick directed by Courtney Trouble, you know that every single bit of action is 100% real.
One of the things I love most about Trouble’s movies is that she is big into making sure that her films feature diverse bodies – and not in an exploit-y, porno way. Sophia is a West Indian femme queer with an awesomely hot BBW body and just is what she is, without the box cover screaming some awful body-negative, racially-motivated crap. I’m not saying that all porn does that, but yes, I see some that does, and I feel the need to tout the studios that don’t buy into that mentality. So thanks, Trouble. And thank you Sophia St. James. I plan to bring this flick home for the weekend!”
Skateboard Kink Freak – “I am surprised that even with my extensive porn watching, I’ve 
only just discovered the awesomeness that is Michelle Aston. Heading to the porno screen after years as a scientist, Aston is the ultimate cross-genre star with her hand in everything from “mature” porn (meaning she’s over 35) to alt and kink, looking especially comfortable in hardcore lesbian flicks. A pervy, tattooed smarty pants with a half shaved head and a love for licking pussy? Now that’s my kind of lady! And as hot as she sounds on paper, Michelle Aston is even better on screen.
…Always the scientist, Aston uses physics to her benefit as she rolls the tied up Amber back and forth on her hard silicone cock. I don’t know about you, but I’d rather see this skateboard trick than a half-landed kick flip any day.”
*This is on old review. I know how much J.D. Loves Michelle Aston and I was excited to come across her MA review!
I hope you enjoy these reviews as much as I do!
Love,
Ginger
