Well, I decided to branch out and watch something totally bizarre and I sure did find it. I knew there was a reason I stuck to real life flesh and blood porno performers and this animated film totally reminded me.
First, let me say that if you’re into this thing, you’re probably going to love it. If Frzkey was writing this review, she’d probably have a lot of good things to say, but I just can’t get into CGI aliens banging hybrid alien ladies on all fours. Plus I can’t get past the weird gigantic boobies bouncing in all sorts of weird ways. I’m sure fans of animated porn are used to it, but I couldn’t help think about what other people thought of it. I mean, is some guy watching this on his Ipad today and thinking it’s the most realistic/awesome thing he’s ever seen?
Well, I suppose it would be the best thing until the human woman asks her alien savior just why she took her clothes off and we get to see what is probably the best lesbian/human CGI sex scene ever created. That’s right, there is piano music, tongue kissing and a first time lesbian sex experience that rivals the best straight girl seduction you’ve ever witnessed. If you don’t believe me, I bet Geena Davis and Jim Carey will confirm that Earth Girls are Easy.
The highlight for me was probably when one of the hybrid alien ladies is dropped from a giant bubble onto the restrained human’s erect cock. The best part is that somehow the alien pressed a button and made the dude’s dick hard. That’s a good button to have around, for realz. Anyways, a world in which aliens watch their human slaves fuck for their pleasure is ok with me.
In short, if you like aliens, enormous breasts and animated fucking, you’ll probably love the hell out of this one. I think I’m just too old for animation porno like this and I totally didn’t get the plot, if there was one. Give me smurf porn any day of the week…
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