Today I’ve got an extra special treat – more of “Porn’s Most Outrageous Outtakes!” Normally I’m not a gossip/tabloid kind of girl but I do occasionally find myself desperately curious about what’s going on onset of some of the many, many, pornos I’ve seen. Since I’m also not the type to take my clothes off in front of a camera and crew, can’t hold a camera steady and have no directing skills, these behind the scenes films are my best peak behind the scenes. Besides I heard that Tanner Mayes totally freaks out on the set of this one.
Awesome, first up is indeed Tanner! Jim has nothing but nice things to say about her while he’s introducing the scene. It all starts with a questionable mark on Tanner’s thigh, that one of the girls sees and doesn’t want touching her thought Tanner has a valid test that she brought with her to the scene to explain what she calls chaffing. Shortly after that Tanner quit the shoot mid scene and heads to leave, but realized that she’d left her phone and goes back to get it and while doing so shoves a monitor onto the floor. In motion it’s all of a jumble, Tanner seems really sweet at first if a little disjointed. It was kind of sad watching her meltdown and tries and to tell everyone off.
Sex? Uhm, well I did stare at Tanner’s cute little tits a lot. Got to watch them bounce a bit while she gestured and raged. At first the few occasions that there was anything sexual going on, it was in the least sexy context possible then the tantrum ends and we get to see the scene that Tanner walked out on before finishing. Well, I’ve never seen an all girl bukkake scene before but I’m not usually a fan of the male ones so I wasn’t expecting to like this one either. The footage is rather raw, since I don’t think this particular scene was ever finished up for the eventual film. And coming after Tanner’s tantrum instead of before, the illusion of hotness is already horrible broken.
Tanner’s epic opus isn’t the only bit of backstage gossip in this film (yes there’s more) but like the guys say when they intro the scene – it’s about an hour long. Add in the sex scene and that’s an hour and a half! That only leaves something like twenty minutes for everyone else to have their moment on camera. Though there was this really great look at one stars cervix which was an oddly cool moment.
Ok, this is like TMZ for the porn lover. Pure delicious, ridiculous, gossipy crack, almost no one looks good on these things except Jim Powers; Jim always looks good, like some long suffering, sweet, porny patriarch. Even Ashley Blue ended up looking a little demanding in her scene and we all love Ashley. It’s great! My only complaint is that I only ever see people I don’t know in “Porn’s Most Outrageous Outtakes,” excepting Ashley, not that I secretly think that anyone whose films I avidly follow is actually a bit of a tirading diva on set, just that I’d like to see them behind the scenes.
-FrzKey