When you are somebody that watches porn for a number of hours a week in a non-masturbation setting, you get excited when something a little different comes along. While I have seen a few porno musicals before, they are expectedly few and far between, so I jumped at the chance to see what Porn The Musical had to offer. And since I’ve always enjoyed Cinema Erotique movies in the past, I hoped that I was in for a real treat.
From the first minute, this flick brings the musical talent. Both Megan and Morgan Moon can sing (though really, I think it’s dubbed…)! After the opening number, the story opens with Megan sleeping and we get a dream sequence of both women, naked in silhouette and teasing each other with a feather. You can’t see details of their bodies, but the overall effect of the silhouette is so totally sexy. Soon Megan wakes up from her delicious dream just enough to caress herself all over and jerk off. It may have even been sleep masturbating – either way, it is hot!
I’m not really sure if the next bit is still a dream, but I’ll take the sexy dancing and writhing around no matter what. I mean, what’s better than nearly naked tandem pelvic thrusts? Exactly. And the synthesizer music in the background is super cheesy, which makes it even better for me. Soon the scene changes to Megan and Morgan getting it on. They stay clothed in their panties for a while before ditching them in exchange for pussy action. Morgan touches her own clit as Megan watches closely and rubs Morgan’s hand and her inner thighs. It’s all a tiny but confusing because they are wearing the exact same color nail polish, but honestly, it’s hands on bodies, which is so hot that I don’t care whose hands are whose. I suppose that is the risk you run with femme girl-on-girl porn, right? It’s almost as risqué as wearing the same prom dress.
Music doesn’t come back into the picture until the last few minutes, where both women get together and sing while playing with each other’s bodies parts. The song they sing – “Porn Sluts” – is AMAZING. And there is some definite playing a body like a piano clips. It’s really hilarious. I don’t know if humor was what they were specifically going for, but holy hell did they achieve it! And they look like they are having fun while they are playing around. I wish all porn ended with a bizarre/awesome song.
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