Ok so I just saw “Kick Ass” and Hit Girl was awesome – as well as inspiring. No worries, the pint sized dynamo didn’t inspire me to run around town leaving a swath of drug dealing baddies in my wake – but she did remind me of one thing I really love and almost never do – dress up! I mean honestly, Hit girl and even the title character Kick Ass seemed to have oodles of fun getting into their costumes and checking out the way their suits seemed to transform them into new versions of themselves.

I could have jumped off the fetish end and grabbed a couple cosplay movies, dived into pantyhose hero amateur vids, but really today I’m feeling the need for something a little more grown up and sultry and “PinUp Perversions With Lela Star” looked like just the ticket.

I’m not usually a fan of Club Jenna but I have to admit I love the classic feel they went for with this film. It could have been only slightly improved with the use of less plastic models with a softer curve to them, but Lela Star still looked great outfitted in pink bows and garters. As the scenes progress the old fashioned feel evolves/degenerates into something a lot more modern with pop art influences. Outfits come off, perfect ruby red lipstick gets rubbed off on massive cocks, hair comes undone and out of perfectly coifed styles and everything ends with the usual splooge shot.

The sex was – normal porn sex. Rather boring. Starts with a blow job, includes lightning fast anal and ends with a splooge to the face, mouth, ice cream cone (blech) or something equally gross and face/mouth adjacent. The guys are pretty hot but with the only nod to female pleasure being one scene where the guy spit on his partner’s crotch before penetration; I’ve got to say that the actual action left me plenty cold. I didn’t even find respite in a super hot girl on girl scene, as they got to repeatedly stabbing each other rapidly with dildos which I don’t find terribly sexy or fun to watch.

After a while, my initial joy in the theme and the direction of this particular film was completely eroded by the actual content. No matter how much you dress up a dead horse – it’s still a dead horse. I can’t wait till one of the straight studios with an eye to feminine pleasure releases another pinup movie, I’m sure it’ll satisfy where “PinUp Perversions” bored.

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