Xmas Orgy

I don’t know if you’ve pick this up over the last few weeks, but I am a big fan of Christmas.  Yep, I am a Jew that loves to decorate, make cookies, carol and more.  My Christmas spirit is huge.

You know what else is pretty big? My love of themed porn.  Seriously, folks, I just can’t get enough.  And since we only really review themed movies twice a year (at Halloween and at Christmas), I am all about the ‘go big or go home’ attitude.  That means that if you tout yourself as a Christmas movie, you better damn well have Santa hats – at least.  I want red and green all over the place and a decorated tree if possible.  C’mon porno people, do it up!… More

After The Christmas Party

While everyone is making themselves crazy getting presents together and making sure the Christmas tree is perfectly trimmed, there are some of us that are excited about the annual awesomeness that is holiday parties.  There is something distinctly magical about gatherings this time of year and lucky for us,  agrees and is ready to show us just how merry she can get.… More

Fucking Santa Claus

I saw ladies beating Saaaaaaanta Claaaus, right over a leather bench tonight.  And those ladies were take-no-prisoners once they got their kinky little hands on Saint Nick’s red bottom. Look who’s !

Today we decided to hop the pond and head over to Europe to see how folks celebrate the holidays in other parts of the world.  Thankfully Ana Nova and Baronessa Di Rivera have happily offered to be our tour guides.… More

Stocking Stuffers – Jim And Paulus

We’re knee deep in Christmas porno and today we’re changing things up with some hot male-on-male action.  Jim Redford and Paulus Guel fill the air with loads of holiday cheer.  And come.  Lots of come.  While I didn’t see any stockings stuffed with candy or socks, I did see my fair share of tight asses and mouths stuffed full of wang!  Watching these ripped studs get their bang on has already made my day merry and bright.… More

Quick Christmas Review Recap!

To start off this week of holiday porno reviews, we thought we’d offer up a recap of XXX-mas movies past.


When it comes to themed porn, I am very set in my ways. This is especially true of holiday porn. I don’t care how many Santa hats you have on the box cover, I want there to be a Christmas plot… or at LEAST Santa/tree/mistletoe in every scene.… More

Wet Crotch Saloon

Howdy partner, welcome to the Wet Crotch Saloon, the hottest haunt this side of the Mississippi River.  The bar may be closed, but the action never shuts when it comes to , the folks that made this vintage quickie.

A horny cowgirl comes to grab something to wet her whistle and ends up finding something to quench her thirst in other ways.  The barkeep has this lil’ lady stripped down in no time and makes sure to pay lots of attention to her juicy, engorged clit.  He licks, sucks and rubs her body while she releases his hard cock and goes to town herself, rubbing his dick all over her mouth, face and neck.… More

Sweaty Lesbian Workout

I love a workout, but I especially love a Sweaty Lesbian Workout.  For some reason, whenever I hit the gym, it never ends in a dirty girl-girl romp like it does here. These ladies certainly work more than just their biceps and triceps.  They definitely burn plenty of calories!

First up we have a couple of ladies who definitely workout on a regular basis – Ash Hollywood and Mischa Brooks.  The camera is strategically placed during their long slow stretches.  They help each other with proper form and of course getting deeper into the stretches.  They make their way from the porch to the bed and finally get to the workout they’ve been warming up for.  Their smooth toned bodies look great together.  Watching Gia draped over Ash’s body, rubbing her clit from behind is pretty amazing.  Ash’s reactions and tousled hair are amazing here.  The scenes wraps up with a 69 sesh.  Both ladies seem to enjoy giving and receiving.… More

Meet Bonnie

As soon as I laid my eyes on the Meet Bonnie box cover I was sold.  Her spider web tattoos on her sweet tits alone had me intrigued.  Box covers are often deceiving, but this one did not disappoint.  We actually get to meet Bonnie Rotten in the between-the-scenes interviews and find out what turns her on, how she likes to fuck, and why some of her tattoos came to be.   Bonnie knows what she likes and is fun to watch in action.… More

Dirty Overalls

Today is a gross, rainy day and I knew that European gay porn was just the thing to raise my spirits.  And once I ran into the piercing eyes of Frank Walk on the cover of , I knew I had made the right decision.  While I don’t make a habit of choosing my movies to review based on eyes, how could I pass by that icy stare and not take a peek?… More