Studio: Reality Junkies Category: Plot Orientated

So “Office Perverts” was recommended because the guys in it are supposedly smoking hot and since I’m very dedicated in my ogling of smoking hot men, I was eager to review it. The description of this film also includes lots of steamy office intrigue and passion and I am always searching for just the right mix of plot and sexy fun time in my porn purveyance, so I thought myself in for a treat.

Now here’s the kicker: giant fake breasts do absolutely nothing for me. At best they make me wonder about back problems and the difficulty in finding clothing to fit them, especially when they’re a couple of double D’s on a petite frame – I mean seriously, how does she find clothing that isn’t shapeless and baggy? Add in really bad dialogue and the first scene was pretty much a boner crusher for me.

Oh and about that plot? Plot orientated my puckered anus! The movie could have been described as ‘secretaries and supervisors will drop drawers under the slightest provocation.’ There wasn’t a plot, so much as a setting – the office. I’d also give all the guys next to no bonus points for looks, but in the second scene one of them speaks with a delectable accent that automatically ratchets his hotness up a couple notches.

Still can I say “Office Perverts” was a bad porno? Nope can’t say it. There’s lots of naked bodies and nearly wall to wall sex. Just because I wasn’t feeling the male or female performers in this particular feature doesn’t mean it might not do the trick for someone else. But fairness aside ,I wouldn’t be recommending this one to my friends or pull it out of a line-up for fun sexy time with a partner. “Office Perverts” might get you off in a pinch but it’s like box wine stacked up against a finely aged Chardonnay to wine neophyte, it might get you drunk, but is that all you’re looking for?

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-FrzKey

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