Not Bewitched XXX

Studio: X-Play Category: Spoofs

I’ll start with review off with an admission. Sometimes it’s difficult to watch these TV show porn spoofs. It’s not that they aren’t good, funny and hot… it’s just that some of them totally taint the shows that I spent my younger years loving. Like Bewitched. I watched Bewitched religiously when I was growing up. It was my favorite show on Nick At Nite and I must have seen every rerun of the series. That said – it was a lot harder to watch this spoof than one of a show that I had little interest in (like the Brady Bunch). I tried my best to shake all my warm memories of Samantha and Darren and get into the action that is most definitely Not Bewitched XXX.

Darren always told Samantha (played by Jenna Haze) that bad things would happen if she messed with magic in the house and boy was he right! It’s little Tabitha’s first birthday and while babysitting her, batty old Aunt Clara (the not so old Eva Angelina) casts a spell to turn Tabitha into an eighteen year old (Teagan)! Not only does Clara forget the counter spell, but now they all have a horny young woman on their hands! How will Sam and Darren get their daughter back to normal? And how will they host her birthday party, especially with Darren’s boss coming to the house. Thankfully with lots of hot XXX action and deep dicking, everything eventually turns out for the best. Phew. Oh, and Nina Hartley plays a very awesome – and very realistic to the show – Endora, Samantha’s blunt mother. Unfortunately we never get her naked, but still, I’m always glad to see the fabulous Miss Hartley.

Porn spoofs are kind of ridiculous. The sex is seriously stuck in wherever it lands, whether or not it has anything to do with anything. Sasha Grey turns up as a model for Darren’s ad agency and proceeds to fuck on his desk when Darren is away. Ron Jeremy pops up as Dr. Bombay, who comes to celebrate the birthday, yet returns to a desert orgy after the cake is cut. I might never understand what that had to do with, but hey, a room full of beautiful women fucking and sucking each other is nothing to turn your nose at.

Overall, I think I’d give this movie 3 out of 5 stars. It’s witty, true-enough to the sitcom and pretty hilarious at times, as well as pretty freaking hot to watch. I’m taking one star off for total randomness in regards to sex and one star off for the horrible pair of white platform boots that seem to have made it onto half the girls’ feet in the movie. Hey, I have standards.

-J.D. Bauchery

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