Written by:
J.D. on January 13th, 2009
Freddie’s back, like you’ve never seen him before! Balls out and fingers full of dildos, this scarier version of the horror movie legend has returned to haunt the dreams of an innocent young lesbian Samantha Strong and fill her head with images of her getting filled with cock. And while I totally thought this was going to be all jokes and laughs, I actually found myself jumping at the first appearance of Freddie’s wrinkled old demon face (which, incidentally, actually looks a little like Hugh Hefner).
Though a little startled at first, I ended up really liking the whole movie. I will definitely say that the last scene (number 6) was my favorite. Not only do we get some hot fucking, we get full on Freddie, in his iconic striped sweater, getting his rocks off. He tries his best to give Samantha the deep dicking of her life, but lo and behold, not even the most nightmarish of cocks can change Sam’s mind – she’s a pussy gal all the way. Better luck next time Fred!
Oh and I can’t forget to mention the classic ‘90s transitions, especially the ones with neon, and the random classroom scene (3) that made no sense and went on for a little too long. This movie may not be the hottest thing I’ve ever seen, but it’s pretty awesome and will definitely fill your bad ‘90s porno quota for the year. Check it out! Oh, and remember this?
1 2 Freddie’s coming for you
3 4 better lock your door
5 6 grab a crucifix
7 8 better stay up late
9 10 Freddie’s back again
I get shivers even reading it.
-J.D. Bauchery
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