Written by:
J.D. on May 26th, 2008

In honor of the last week of Masturbation Month, I bring you this Masturbation Monday review! Enjoy!
I’ve always found skater boys really hot. There is just something about their lax attitude and kick flips that still leaves this dyke all weak at the knees and begging for one more Ollie. And even though I was a wee bit disappointed about the lack of actual skating clips disbursed between the jerking off scenes, I can definitely say this video oiled my bearing in ways I never expected. Like scene three, where lanky skater guy Skylerr strips bare and strokes his dick, while inserting a totally unexpected vibe in his ass – which later turns to a butt plug and a plead for us to fuck him. Buddy, had I been there, consider yourself pegged! And we can’t forget about scene five, where the two straight boys are pouring lube onto each other’s cocks and touching knees, all while commenting on the chicks in the porno they are watching. Hey, I’m all for fluid sexuality, but can we at least acknowledge that the hottest homoerotic scene I’ve watched in a while is happening as these guys come within seconds of one another?
-J.D. Bauchery
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[...] Grinding The Rod: Ten scenes of hot skater boys getting down and dirty between kick flips. I wish there were more actual skateboarding clips between the meat beating, but can I really complain when there is a super homoerotic scene with two guys pouring lube on each other’s cocks and jerkin’ off next to each other? I don’t think so. [...]