Welcome to our “Inside the Brain of a Porn Reviewer” Thursday post! These are stream of consciousness movie reviews that include all the weird comments I usually write down when I review, but drop by the time the post is ready to publish for all to see. This week I decided to go with a solo girl masturbation movie, which may or may not leave me with much to write. But it looks super hot and it is AbbyWinters.com, so I know I’ll enjoy it regardless. Let the fun begin!
This week’s movie:

Lustful Temptations
The Scene:

Scene 2
Basic Idea (so you know what’s going on):
Helen J is masturbating alone on a couch. No plot, no fancy camera work, no nothin’ – a couch, a pillow and a gal jerkin’ off.
The Review:
- I love how the girls in AbbyWinters masturbation scenes usually start out with clothes on. Watching them take it off makes the scene even hotter.
- I also really like how bare they are. I don’t even think there is any toys in this, only hands, which is awesome
- Helen J… I like that I know her name… Is that weird?
- That shirt is a pretty color blue
- I bet it would be easier to take her shirt off if she sat up.
- That bra looks like it has so much padding that she is probably not even touching her boobs through it.
- Eee. That couch creaking sound is way not sexy at all.
- You can hardly see her nipples – they blend into her boobs like perfectly.
- Why is she keeping that bra laying on her stomach? It’s in the way!
- Ok, now it’s moved to the pillow, but it’s still super distracting – just put it on the floor Helen! Arg!
- Woah undies up her butt! Not very comfortable for rubbin’ one out… you should probably just take them off…
- Oh, you’re too busy rubbing your nipples? That’s ok, I think the undies can wait a minute…
- Hmmm, trailing her hands down her body. Nice.
- and off come the undies!
- I love how you can hear how wet she is. I do wish Abby Winters movies like this had close ups and all too though. The panned out camera gets old after a bit.
- Those moans are super hot.
- I’ll bet that leather couch is sticking to her bottom though… ouch.
- She’s so squirmy. *grins*
- Is she stopping because she came, or just to rub her tits? I guess just the tits cause she is going again. I didn’t think she came…
- Sounds like she’s soooo close!
- I love how fast her hand is going.
-That “o” face is totally sexy to watch. Again, I wish I had a close up!
- ORGASM! Woohoo! So so so hot!
- I love watching masturbation scenes where people really get off.
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
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