Before all the boob jobs and extreme bikini waxing of modern porno, there were the stag films of yesteryear. Sure, they are a little grainy and definitely not in the sharpest of focus, but these totally real gems are the bread and butter of dirty movie history and we definitely need to pay them the homage they deserve.

This classic quickie features dark haired beauty Barbara doing a slow strip tease while she shakes and shimmies her perfectly curvy body all over the bed. Once her pretty lacey panties come off, we get a fabulous view of her totally natural pubes – or, what I would prefer to call, her big beautiful bush! You just don’t see thick, full pubic hair like that in porn anymore, unless it’s for a movie specifically about hair. We’re missing out, if you ask me.

I also really enjoyed her obvious tan lines. The über tanned stars of today don’t get the same kind if deep tan lines that folks back in the day did, and I love the added aspect to Barbara’s body. I see it as almost some kind of tattoo, in the way of adornment and decoration. Or maybe I think tan lines are just kinda hot? Either way, I was sold.

And why am I talking so much about Barbara’s smokin’ looks? Well, because that’s all there is to this film really. With no sex and very little sexy touching, this flick wholly consists of a pretty lady wriggling around the bed and caressing her body erotically. There is definitely nothing wrong with this tameness, but I think it’s important to mention that if you are looking for hardcore pussy pounding, this is not the place to be.

One thing I will NEVER understand is why anyone would pair old school titty flicks with electronic music. Wha? I would rather have total silence than listen to something so very wrong for the images. Instead of just muting the shit out of it, I decided to get into the upcoming holiday spirit and add a little original “Santa Baby” to the action. And holy crap it worked out so well. Barbara even gyrates at just the right places (you have to hit repeat on the song a few times to have it the whole 10 minutes of the movie)! Plus I really like adding my own music picks to heighten the experience even more.

If soft focus softcore classics is your thing, then look no further… but do have a back up track waiting in the wings to take over.

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