Incase you didn’t know, Easter porn is totally a thing. Yep. To be honest though, it’s pretty much just pornstars in bunny ears, fucking like out of control rabbits. But hey, I’d rather see that than fucking that literally themed itself around celebrating the resurrection of Christ. Imagine it. Go on.… More
I have tried not to shit all over Fifty Shades of Grey since its explosion all over the world. I’m just now reading it because I didn’t want to be a nasty, judgmental asshole about something I hadn’t explored*. And it’s not nearly as bad as I’d heard it is. This book has opened a huge dialogue about sex and kink in the mainstream vernacular, and it’s no surprise that Sweet Sinner jumped on the film opportunity before Hollywood did.… More
I was warned about these WaterBondage.com films. I’ve heard that they are scary and anxiety-inducing, and will trigger any trace of claustrophobia lurking in your being. I’m not much of a masochist, but sign me up! Since I was so into Amber Rayne‘s performance with Jack Hammer in Fluid: Men Defining Sexuality last week, I figured she wouldn’t do me wrong in Water Bondage #20 – Featuring Amber “Amazing” Rayne.… More
Let’s be real, smoking cigarettes is a totally gross habit. You know it, I know it, and every smoker ever knows it. While that is true, it also stands to reason that there seems to be some sexy allure to watching someone take a drag off a cigarette and blow the smoke out. Whether it’s the cool factor that’s ingrained from our high school years, or the fact that it reminds us of cock sucking or some other oral fixation, it’s just a fact that it gets some of us off.… More
I wasn’t going to review this movie at first because of the word “bitch” in the title. Then I realized you were all big kids and could handle it. I realized you would get the context… that when badass dominatrix Julie Simone makes a movie called Vicious Strap On Bitches, it is going to feature some high quality strap on fucking and the word is meant in the best possible way. Plus, Julie is getting inducted into the AVN Hall Of Fame in 2013. She is pretty much amazing.… More
I saw ladies beating Saaaaaaanta Claaaus, right over a leather bench tonight. And those ladies were take-no-prisoners once they got their kinky little hands on Saint Nick’s red bottom. Look who’s Fucking Santa Claus!
Today we decided to hop the pond and head over to Europe to see how folks celebrate the holidays in other parts of the world. Thankfully Ana Nova and Baronessa Di Rivera have happily offered to be our tour guides.… More
I’ve said before and I’ll say it again. James Deen is successful for good reasons. He is really good at his job and shines in a variety of porno genres. He is no one trick pony, folks! He can yuck it up in a hilarious Burning Angel butt sex flick, play a romantic hubby in a Sweet Sinner flick, but he can also be a dominant badass.… More
It’s the biggest party day of the year so it only seems natural to review Belladonna’s Party Of Feet. It is the original of the series and my personal favorite. I love watching ladies loving on feet. It makes my heart happy.
The first scene is just the ladies having a foot party – getting pedicures and talking about what exactly they like about feet. They made me want to go get a pedicure! There was no sex. it isn’t exactly the kind of scene you can quickly get off to (or maybe it is), but its fun to watch a group of hot porn performers get pampered.… More
I am sort of obsessed with these Fetish Habitat movies. As silly as they can get, there are some scenes that I find totally hot. I’m not exactly sure why, but the cereal crushing video I watched a few weeks back stayed in my head for a while. Fetish Habitat Volume 9 – Amazons is different to say the least. What makes these ladies so big is the low camera angle and the tiny figurines they handle. Get into it.… More
I have no idea why I’ve waited this long to watch an Ultimate Surrender movie. Girl on girl wrestling and sex? I’ll take 12! What the heck was I waiting for?
Experienced pro Syd Blakovich is pitted against newbie Lorena Sanchez. Syd kicks some serious ass from beginning to end, but totally admits that Lorena gives a good fight. Within a couple of minutes, Lorena’s panties are off and Syd is finger fucking her. Lorena is squirting in no time. The announcer says this is the fastest forced orgasm in Ultimate Surrender’s history. You can imagine why Sanchez doesn’t stand a chance!… More