While it’s true that, yes, we have actually reviewed this movie before, I took one look at it and made the executive decision that it needed another go around on the site. Not only was that review written over three years ago, it was back when we were only giving short blurbs and not the lengthy dialogues that we are now. You probably had no idea that there was even any other review, so let me shut my trap and get to talking about the insane hotness that is this queer quickie!
Very rarely do I get to watch a dyke movie with a super cheesy plot. Usually we get a pretty decent plot, or just hot chicks going at it, but you don’t see too many cliché set ups when it comes to the queers. It’s actually kind of a treat to get the whole plumber ‘I’m here to fix your pipes, ma’am’ scenario. Alright, so they only play into that for the first few lines of the scene, but still, I really like the cheese. It’s even better when the ‘plumber’ is a super hot butch babe with a mohawk and sleeve of tattoos. Yum.
The hot mohawked plumber comes in to fix a problem, but as it turns out, the be-robed femme explains that this particular problem may need special tools. You know, the dildo-y kind of special tools that she has laying out all pretty on a table. And I guess it’s a pretty extensive problem, because there are so very many special tools!
This pair does not waste any time getting down to business (thankfully, the whole flick is only 21 minutes long) and are soon making out hardcore. Tall femmes are wicked hot, though it’s probably just those awesome stripper heels she is rocking, and mohawk is perfect tit-sucking height with those aforementioned shoes on her fuck buddy. Not only is there kissing, we get dick sucking (I LOVE dyke dick sucking!), doggie style sexin’ with a strapped on dildo (which is even rotated in the harness the correct way for fucking from behind – it’s curve is pointed towards her belly button) and some harness-less strap-on action with a Feeldoe toy.
I will say I was less than impressed with some of the toys though. That giant green double vibe situation did not work so hot for me – I just thought it was too much and looked a little cheap and stupid (totally my opinion). Sure it’s visually intriguing, but meh as an activity, especially if the toy lights up like one of those cheap plastic toys you get at the circus.
To be perfectly honest, they really do try to pack a ton into a short time. Twenty minutes is really just a start and they already sucked, fucked , strapped on, used every toy in the box and even enjoyed a little booty bangin’ Yes, there is video editing and all, but honesty, these specific queers just bounce around a bunch and fuck in as many way as possible. And one last gripe: twin bed? What is this, college dorm porn? (note to self: see if is there real college dorm porn).
Other than those few ‘eh’ experiences, this flick was pretty great. I love real dyke sexin’ movies that come from some of the lesser-known studios and this one has caught my eye a number of times while wandering the porno-packed shelves of the HM4Her theaters. I’m so glad I decided to take reviewing into my own hands and make sure you know about this sex treasure.
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