I thought I’d kick off our week long celebration of Christmas porn with this Euro import from All Worlds Video. It may be a decade old now, but hot XXX never goes out of style – a lot like a good Christmas Sweater!
I think that Merry XXX-Max does a great job of capturing the Christmas mood without sacrificing any of the awesome ass pounding I expect from All Worlds movies. I’ve seen enough scenes where a dude just bangs a chick while wearing a Santa hat to know I need a little more holiday hotness to be satisfied.
Scene two is a great example, especially if you like JO scenes. Richard, who has a fantastic body for the record, takes some time to decorate the tree before being overwhelmed by the need to jerk off. If you like twinky guys with big uncut cocks, you’re going to enjoy watching this dude wank in the season.
The highlight for me was the big orgy at the end. The guys get together to exchange pervy gifts and, big surprise, everyone ends up fucking. Apparently these dudes agree that it is the season of giving! I will admit that it starts off a little slowly, but it definitely ends with a bang.
Before letting you get to the porn, I have two complaints. First, I’m an American, so I assume everyone in the world speaks English. The dudes in this film do not, so I feel like I probably missed a lot of good jokes about stuffing stockings and big packages. That makes me a little sad.
Secondly, while 99 percent of the action in this movie is great, it starts off with some sort of weird wrestling/wiener fight that immediately killed my girl boner. I have no issues with a little rolling around before a good fuck, especially if it’s between two manly men and things get a little rough, but this just seemed silly.
Overall, this one really captures the reason for the season – assuming you’re a perv like me!
-The Porn Librarian
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