This isn’t the kind of movie I’d typically watch, but I decided to watch the Nina Hartley scene. To be frank, I’d watch that lady scrub potatoes.
Now that I’ve purchased potatoscrubbers.com, back to the review. The theme of this porno isn’t anything new. Dude gets massage followed by a little action from the masseuse who just can’t resist him. I’ve never watched a hetero movie like this, but figure it won’t get any better than a scene starring Ms. Hartley.
Dane Cross is the lucky dude who finds himself naked on a table with a living legend. While I don’t have much interest in watching a dude get a massage, I loved listening to Hartley talk her way through the opening and less XXX aspects of this scene.
She’s so smart and sexy and it’s a pure joy to watch her rub him down for me just because I hang on every word she ever says. After a bit, the fantasy kicks in as she finally gets to his cock and delivers a grade A blowjob.
While the fantasy may often end there, Cross is lucky enough to move things along and sink his pole in her hall of fame hole. They make good use of the massage table as they go at it in all of the expected positions. In the end, he gets his happy ending and hopefully she gets one hell of a tip!
While I’m not going to search the site for more massage movies, I liked this scene and recommend it to Hartley fans.