Today is feeling like a HotOldMovies humpday to me! These short and sweet classics are old school porn quickies that offer up a taste of yester-year while delivering up the goods. While they each have some sort of plot in the description, the actual flicks generally just get to the action without really showing too much of the storyline, which is a-okay with me. If I want to get into a whole classic porn adventure, I’d head over and check out a Cecil Howard movie, but since all I want is a tidbit of dated smut, I know I’ve come to the right place.
Up this time is Make Up Make Out, an eight minute shorty featuring the one and only Ron Jeremy, back in his porno heyday. They may even have been right at the start of his rapid climb to the top of the industry. The plot described for this film explains that Jeremy is on a house call for his beauty salon, doing Kim’s make up, when Kim decides that she is super horny and wants to turn that make up into making out.
It‘s only moments until Ron is naked and getting a blowjob on the very ‘70s floral couch. We get lots of close ups on his hairy body and famous cock before the scene switches to Kim in her lingerie, with Ron giving her pussy a thorough tongue bath. And since the whole movie is only eight and a half minutes, the pair are soon going at it, fucking like champs while lying on the couch. As hot as the sex is, the fact that Ron keeps his socks on is kind of a boner killer for me. I don’t care how cold your feet are, Ron, there is no excuse for being totally naked and still having your socks on.
One thing that I really love is that they switch to a position where Kim is pretty much upside-down and Ron Jeremy is plowing into her. There is something so dirty and exciting about it. Of course that only happens for a few thrusts before Jeremy gets off and cums all over her stomach. And just as with many older movies (and many current ones as well), the woman’s orgasm is nowhere in sight. Definite bummer.
Also, as I add to every HotOldMovies review, the music is awful. I turned it down and added my own soundtrack to make it work for me, which was extra fun for me!
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