Welcome to our “Inside the Brain of a Porn Reviewer” Thursday post! These are stream of consciousness movie reviews that include all the weird comments I usually write down when I review, but drop by the time the post is ready to publish for all to see. This week I decided to go with a recently added lesbo mechanics movie.  While I was hoping for some hardcore butch/femme action when I saw the title, there is none to be found.  Oh well, it’s hot girls fucking… who can complain about that?

Let the fun begin!

This week’s movie:

Lesbian Mechanics

The Scene:


Scene 2

Basic Idea (so you know what’s going on):
Emilee Parker and Isabella Star get busy in a mechanic shop.

- I love when porns have the performers name at the beginning of each scene.

- So I think Emilee Parker is the one in the Jersey and Isabella Star is the one in the thong.

- Um, who works on a car in high motorcycle boots? Especially paired with a football jersey.

- Those under the car roller things are totally perfect for sexing! I can’t believe I never saw it done before.

- Wow, Star took that dress off fast!

- Oooh, matching your dress and thong is a total fail.

- She ripped Parker’s jersey open – awesomeness. Some Hulk Hogan shit right there!

- Ha, another camera got in the shot.

- I wanna see that cart thing utilized more.

- Isabella’s hair is super cute.

- Oooh, I love that Parker actually takes the time to put her hair in a ponytail. May not keep the flow of the sex exactly, but it’s pretty functionally important, especially if they are shooting from an angle where her hair would be in the way.

- Nice. I’m glad Star is laid out on the cart thing now. I hope they push her back and forth for penetration

- Pusssaaay licking!

- I like the Star’s knee high stilettos. I also like that they are all that she is wearing.

- Oooh, grab her pony tail! Super hot!

- Um, Isabella’s screams seen kinda fake. I mean awesome if they’re real, but…

- Close up! Woohoo!

- Whether those moans are real or not, her face looks pretty freaking hot!

- Aww, Emilee’s ponytail is falling out… while most people wouldn’t care, I think it just adds to the heat of the scene.

- I kinda want Parker to stick her pinkie up Star’s butt. It looks like it’s so close to there and I just want her to slide it in.

- I really can’t believe they didn’t utilize the cart to push her back and forth while she got fucked. I can’t tell you how disappointed I am.

- Ok, well now they are using it the littlest bit to push and pull Isabella into Emilee’s mouth. Hot but not as good as using it for hardcore fucking.

- Jeez, isn’t Parker’s tongue tired yet?

- I love that there is a random drill on the ground. Where do you drill in a car?

- I also really like the change in camera angle. I was getting a little bored.

- Actually, I’m getting bored watching all this pussy licking. After the first 10 minutes, I’m definitely ready for a new activity.

- Ok, while I don’t get why Emilee Parker is wearing high boots in the auto shop, I admit that they look really freaking hot on her.

- What a wholly unsexy transition to the car… but wait, are the going out the sun roof?

- Oh my! Star is coming out the sun roof with Parker spread eagle on the roof.

- And cutting off Parker’s panties! Woah! So hot!

- It’s pretty awesome that Star didn’t take Parker’s boots off and just pulled her pants down. And with her between Parker’s legs, it’s like she is trapped by pussy!

- Ok, MORE pussy licking. And least we get a finger bang or two. And now it’s Parker on the slab.

- I do love that there is so much natural light over by the car. I love me some sunlight!

- Hmmm, nice nipple rings! Star, you should definitely play with Parker’s tits some more!

- So THAT’S what they mean by head over heels, huh? I approve!

- Car roof humping definitely gets two thumbs up.

- I feel like I never see tribbing in film really, so I’m excited it’s here.

- Those roof racks make for some great hand grips.

-Omg, is she really going back down on Star? Give that tongue a minute to recharge. It’s gonna fall off!

- Another powerful orgasm and we are done!

- I sure hope there are no dents or scratches on that hood…

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

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