Welcome to our “Inside the Brain of a Porn Reviewer” Thursday post! These are stream of consciousness movie reviews that include all the weird comments I usually write down when I review, but drop by the time the post is ready to publish for all to see. This week I decided to go with a recently added lesbo mechanics movie. While I was hoping for some hardcore butch/femme action when I saw the title, there is none to be found. Oh well, it’s hot girls fucking… who can complain about that?
Let the fun begin!
This week’s movie:
The Scene:
Scene 2
Basic Idea (so you know what’s going on):
Emilee Parker and Isabella Star get busy in a mechanic shop.
- I love when porns have the performers name at the beginning of each scene.
- So I think Emilee Parker is the one in the Jersey and Isabella Star is the one in the thong.
- Um, who works on a car in high motorcycle boots? Especially paired with a football jersey.
- Those under the car roller things are totally perfect for sexing! I can’t believe I never saw it done before.
- Wow, Star took that dress off fast!
- Oooh, matching your dress and thong is a total fail.
- She ripped Parker’s jersey open – awesomeness. Some Hulk Hogan shit right there!
- Ha, another camera got in the shot.
- I wanna see that cart thing utilized more.
- Isabella’s hair is super cute.
- Oooh, I love that Parker actually takes the time to put her hair in a ponytail. May not keep the flow of the sex exactly, but it’s pretty functionally important, especially if they are shooting from an angle where her hair would be in the way.
- Nice. I’m glad Star is laid out on the cart thing now. I hope they push her back and forth for penetration
- Pusssaaay licking!
- I like the Star’s knee high stilettos. I also like that they are all that she is wearing.
- Oooh, grab her pony tail! Super hot!
- Um, Isabella’s screams seen kinda fake. I mean awesome if they’re real, but…
- Close up! Woohoo!
- Whether those moans are real or not, her face looks pretty freaking hot!
- Aww, Emilee’s ponytail is falling out… while most people wouldn’t care, I think it just adds to the heat of the scene.
- I kinda want Parker to stick her pinkie up Star’s butt. It looks like it’s so close to there and I just want her to slide it in.
- I really can’t believe they didn’t utilize the cart to push her back and forth while she got fucked. I can’t tell you how disappointed I am.
- Ok, well now they are using it the littlest bit to push and pull Isabella into Emilee’s mouth. Hot but not as good as using it for hardcore fucking.
- Jeez, isn’t Parker’s tongue tired yet?
- I love that there is a random drill on the ground. Where do you drill in a car?
- I also really like the change in camera angle. I was getting a little bored.
- Actually, I’m getting bored watching all this pussy licking. After the first 10 minutes, I’m definitely ready for a new activity.
- Ok, while I don’t get why Emilee Parker is wearing high boots in the auto shop, I admit that they look really freaking hot on her.
- What a wholly unsexy transition to the car… but wait, are the going out the sun roof?
- Oh my! Star is coming out the sun roof with Parker spread eagle on the roof.
- And cutting off Parker’s panties! Woah! So hot!
- It’s pretty awesome that Star didn’t take Parker’s boots off and just pulled her pants down. And with her between Parker’s legs, it’s like she is trapped by pussy!
- Ok, MORE pussy licking. And least we get a finger bang or two. And now it’s Parker on the slab.
- I do love that there is so much natural light over by the car. I love me some sunlight!
- Hmmm, nice nipple rings! Star, you should definitely play with Parker’s tits some more!
- So THAT’S what they mean by head over heels, huh? I approve!
- Car roof humping definitely gets two thumbs up.
- I feel like I never see tribbing in film really, so I’m excited it’s here.
- Those roof racks make for some great hand grips.
-Omg, is she really going back down on Star? Give that tongue a minute to recharge. It’s gonna fall off!
- Another powerful orgasm and we are done!
- I sure hope there are no dents or scratches on that hood…
xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
