Horat

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Studio: Pink Lotus Category: 2009 AVN Award Nominees

I feel like I should come clean before reviewing this movie – I never watched Borat. I’ve seen a million clips since it came out, but I just never felt compelled to invest a couple of hours on it.

When I saw that the awesome Tommy Pistol was starring as Horat, I knew I had to check this one out. Pistol is, in my opinion, one of the best actors in adult. His performances in Re-Penetrator and the XXXorcist proved that he’s more than a just a funny guy with a big dick.

Anyways, I’m sure you can deduce the basic plot of this spoof without my help, but for those of you who are more sheltered from pop culture than I, I’ll break it down quickly. Horat is sent to America by the Government of “Kaksuckistan” to learn about Western Sexuality and, of course, hilarity ensues.

My favorite scene has to be Gia Paloma’s (Pistol’s wife & baby mama) beating the crap out of Pistol in a giant bear costume. It’s probably not a great sign that I enjoyed a silly skit more than most of the sex scenes. I mean, they aren’t bad, but there’s nothing that really stands out about them either. If Pistol wasn’t in this porn, I probably would have stopped watching, but his performance is strong enough to carry the movie.

My favorite XXX scene was the final in which Horat learns about swinging from Daniel Unk and Nautica Thorn. Unk is a newcomer, but very hot and Thorn handles both men like the pro she is. When Unk gets her up on all fours so he can drill her doggystyle while she sucks off Pistol, I immediately forgave the lame jokes that set up the scene.

If you loved Borat, you’ll probably think this is a terrific movie. I’m pretty sure I didn’t love it for the same reasons I didn’t really want to see Borat.

P.S. This might be worth seeing just to check out Pistol in the infamous neon bathing suit in the closing minutes.

-The Porn Librarian

4 thoughts on “Horat”

  1. Thorn is still in porn? I haven’t seen her in a while! Actually the last time I saw her, she was in a clip for Banger Bros…wow, it’s been a while!

    I’m actually interested in this now. =D

  2. Love Tommy Pistol in just about everything he does, but he seems to have disappeared from the porn scene recently. Anybody know what he’s up to?

  3. I think he’s still directing for American Hardcore, but not performing much. Last I knew Paloma had stopped performing also. It’s hard to keep track sometimes…

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