Happy Fucking Halloween!!  The day is finally here!  And as a special treat I decided that I would review a dirty version of one of my favorite Halloween movies – Hocus Pocus!  Because who wouldn’t want a porno parody of a classic Disney movie featuring Bette Midler, Kathy Najimy and Sarah Jessica Parker?  I know I do!  C’mon, a porn version of a Bette Midler movie?  They even got curly redhead Audrey Hollander to play the lead role. I love when these spoofs make the effort to capture those special details.

Backing up Hollander in this flick are the super hot Nikki Benz and Eva Angelina.  The three of them make up the Sampson sisters, a trio who are believed to be witches who gain their powers from having hot lesbian sex. And they must, because at only one minute into the movie, we are already thrown into a delicious brew of lady sexin’.  It’s supposed to be 1692, and while the apparel (what I am choosing to call the strings and scraps of fabric they are wearing) is not quite year appropriate; they at least try with classic-looking furniture and candles.  Apparently after this the sisters were killed for being suspected witches.

Skip to present day when Amia Miley and McKenzee Miles are working at the Sampson sisters’ house, which is now a museum that is said to be haunted.  Not only does the house haunt visitors into doing crazy sex acts, legend says if you have Halloween sex on the bed in the room that the sisters died in, they will come back to life.  And of course, while setting up for the annual Halloween party, Amia, McKenzee and Michael Pacino end up doing just that!

Now that the Sampson sisters are back, they must find a virgin to fuck to come back for good.  While each of them find a hot young thing to screw, it’s actually the museum’s creator (Krissy Lynn) that gets to fuck a virgin and help the sisters come back for good.  Thank goodness for the ones that wait, right?  All in all, a decent parody full of hot fucking and a few of the original movie’s shining moment. Nice work Cezar Capone. Happy Halloweeeeeeen!

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