Since we are away in lesbian paradise (aka The Dinah), I figured I would change things up a bit and go strictly dickly with today’s review. That’s right, I am going gay! Of course, that’s not to say that women, whatever orientation they happen to be, aren’t interested in gay porn – all I’m saying is that the super Sapphic overtones of the week must have some folks craving a deep dicking, and I am happy to oblige.
This time around we head overseas to the UK, where a set of handsome hard bodies are hot, hung and ready for action. But lest you think this is JUST a fuck romp, I think it important to point out that this UKNakedMen title is also a commentary on class and social station in life.
The premise is basically working class dudes (ie. firemen, construction workers) banging white collar businessmen /foremen wearing fancy suits. The message is really saying that under their respective “uniforms,” these guys are all horny muscle men that want to fuck – that if you take away our outward differences, that we are all, in fact, humans with the same basic needs. I bet you didn’t expect to get a deeper meaning with your smut today, now did you? Consider it a twofer. Anyway, on to the sex!
The delectable Issac Jones leads this six scene cock fest with a building ordinance violation inquiry gone awry. And by ‘awry,’ obviously I mean totally sexy and full to the hilt with hardcore pounding and blowjob action. I mean really, how else is that type of permit issue going to take care of itself?
The next scene is a narrated story between an office worker and his building’s newest maintenance man. And not only is this dude fixing stuff left and right, he’s doing it all wearing some sort of coverall that features two parallel vertical zippers on the front. It only makes sense that the office guy would pull them down simultaneously to access Mr. Fix-it’s rock hard dick, right? It’s the best way to get his cock sucking on. Shockingly, it doesn’t take them very long to remove the rest of their clothing as well.
Ooooh, scene three brings us an electrician with a giant hole in his jeans – one that just so happens to prominently display his man meat. And ooops, he slips while balancing on a beam and just so happens to fall directly into a web of rope and wires that strangely work perfectly as a sex swing. How convenient!
The rest of the flick follows suit (ha, pun!), offering up suits versus hard hats in the form of super hot man-on-man sexin’! Oh, and thanks for the excuse to comment on class distinctions and how pointless they are once the trappings come off.
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