Studio: Relish Category: WTF?

Amongst anime fans there’s a common draw to shows featuring kickass anime girls because basically we’re all suckers for cute that can kill you. So when I found a porno titled “Girls with Guns,” not watching it was definitely not an option.

Plot? Uhm, what? Did you just see that blond do a duck and roll into a hostage situation carrying an assault rifle and all hell breaking lose? Cause if you’ve missed that you’ve basically missed all the plot there is in this odd little porno. It’s gonzo with guns all the way, which is actually kind of a waste because it’s the complex characters as well as the awesome action shots that make me a fan of these types of movies on the big or little screen.

With such little time devoted towards any kind of plot there was extra time for the sex scenes. Pretty standard fare for a gonzo movie though, foreplay for all followed by at least three position changes. Hard pounding action abounds. I do have to give them drool points for the guy with absolutely huge snake tattoo (mmm tattoo) he was just my kind of hot though a little too big on showing off his partner’s gapping vag for my personal fun time. The films girl on girl scene, that took place on a pile of garbage (not exactly what I’d consider hot local wise) I do give extra credit for not having nails too scarily long and being gentle on delicate bits. The girls in the scene definitely seemed to enjoy it; I think it offered up the only real orgasms in the movie.

Though the heroic theme song during the final cumshot was a nice touch I have to conclude that “Girls with Guns” was really just girls carrying around guns for a brief photo shoot knowing that some guys get off on the combo but totally missed out on the total kick ass empowerment that appeals to me when I watch cute girls kill. Ah well, as a porno it wasn’t half bad one of the guys was even my type and real orgasms are real orgasms and should be treasured just about wherever they’re found.

-FrzKey

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