Ahoy! First off, ye scallywags, September 19th be Talk Like A Pirate Day, so this here smut peddlar figured that it’d be a jolly good laugh to review a pirate-themed movie and throw in as much pirate talk as this matey can muster. So hold on to yer peg leg, cause this sea is about to get choppy!
Shiver me timbers, it’s a bloody shame that there aren’t more pornos about pirates. I was hoping there’d be a least a few more to sink my sword into, though I am beyond thrilled that the land lubbers over at Loaded Digital offered us up some beautiful wenches in Girl Pirates. This cast of sexy swashbucklers includes Eva Angelina, Marie Luv, Mark Wood and so many more. It’s enough to make a lady drop her anchor, if you know what I mean.
While there are plenty of cutlasses in portholes in the last few scenes, this movie offers up a delightful booty of wench-on-wench action for the first 45 minutes. And a whole heap o’ thanks that these Jolly Rogers kept with the pirate theme and this wasn’t just a pirate movie in title. Nothing blows me down worse than a porno that says it’s one thing and gives me something different. Mutiny! Even in their layers of seafaring clothes, these sexy sirens get naked quickly and get to each other’s buried treasure before you can even say “Aye!”
Scene two is pretty much a copy of scene one, so let’s get to the three captains on a maiden gangbang in scene 3, which I have to say definitely had me timbers a shiver! All of her “portholes” were stuffed to the hilt and that fair wench had the time of her pirate-lovin’ life!
All in all, this here pirate porno is definitely worth it’s doubloons in hot action on the high seas! I hope ye all enjoy Talk Like A Pirate Day and discover some booty of yer own!
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