You all know the stereotypical, pop culture idea of a gamer – a nerdy dude that plays hours upon hours of video games and has never had sexual contact with anyone other than himself. Contrary to that popular belief, lots of people actually play video games, including women. Really, really hot women actually. In fact, some of them even make porn movies… like this one, all about the geeky gamer girls that love the feel of a warm… controller in their hand. Whether they are trying to destroy the enemy, or just replenish their life force points, these gorgeous gamers are armed and ready to get to the next level.
Now, I’ve heard of “Call of Duty,” “World of Warcraft” and “Skyrim,” but really just from sitting next to a few people that like to talk about video games, not because I’ve ever seen or played them myself. I just wanted to make that clear from the get-go so you don’t expect clever game-specific puns about guilds and whatever (ok fine, I looked up WOW on wiki). I can make a few weak Super Mario jokes, but that’s the extent of my repertoire. I guess it’s a good thing that you’re really here for the sex!
We start off with Misti Dawn, who even I know is a hardcore gamer, as well as a super hot, tattooed porno queen. She kicks off the movie talking about her favorite kind of games (single player Role Playing Games – or PRGs) and how she does like to play multi-player games with her fans. Soon she is on her back, giving us suggestive poses with an old school Nintendo controller before Jordan Ash comes in and gives her a little deep dickin’. The awesome video quality mixed with a fantastic array of angles totally made this scene for me.
Next up is Kimber Peters, who is a total “Mortal Kombat” PRO! Yes, she loves” Black Ops,” but in her interview, she spills that she is especially good at the old arcade standard. She starts off talking all about gaming, and then quickly devolves into dirty talk about fucking the people on the other side of the controller. Sure this is a porno, any maybe it’s just me, but it seems a little contrived… I mean, I like listening to her be smutty, but it was more genuine and fun when she was talking about the games she loves. Well, at least we get to see her get pervy with the “Duck Hunt” gun, right? Oh, yeah, and there is some hot sex with Danny Mountain. I do like watching the sex, but for me, I think the gaming talk is hotter. I can watch sex in any porno, right? But can I hear about hot lady gaming anywhere else? Not really… though I will say that I enjoy how they incorporated the gun controller…
Lea Lexis is really fucking hot in her Blood Elf costume. Who wouldn’t love a little “World Of Warcraft” cosplay, right? I really wish she would have continued wearing her costume during the sexy action, because 1) it makes the most sense and 2) it would have made a great scene even better! I know her clothes don’t stay on for all that long, but I guess for me, it would have made a difference… and I bet I’m not alone. The video game music was a nice touch though… (Well, I assume it was the music from the game, but who knows.)
Gia Steel is our last sweet gamer, coming in as the youngest of the bunch at a mere 20 years old. She talks about her love for Sega Genesis (which kind of makes me feel old) and RGPs like “Mortal Kombat.” She is actually super cute with her Boston accent and giggly demeanor. She gets down and dirty while going at in on her Nintendo-DS and is soon getting it from all sides by Xander Corvus. Yum.
I really have no idea what the last two scenes of this movie have to do with it. I think they are just extras from the DVD.
If you are into video games, hot girls, and hot girls who like to play video games, this is the movie for you!
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