FrankenHunter – Queen Of The Porno Zombies

Studio: Vidway Category: Fantasy & Supernatural

It took me a while to pick this movie out of the bunch to review for today. Halloween reviews are some of my favorite of the year, and I wanted to be sure I was choosing something especially scary/amazing. I literally stopped and started 4 or 5 movies because they just weren’t right. I mean really, there was one that didn’t get down and dirty until 30 minutes in. While that’s usually fine, this important review needs a little something more. Something like Queen of the Porno Zombies! Seriously, this movie could a video of anything with a name as awesome as that! And we get Heather Hunter, a big-haired beauty with a body made for porno thrills… porno zombie thrills, that is. This is win-win all around!

After a Frankenstein-esque experience of accidentally getting zapped while watching a mad scientist zap another woman, med student Hunter becomes a sex machine, looking to get busy wherever she can. Though Hunter isn’t the best of actresses, she’s pretty hot in a totally mid-90s porno way, which is what makes it for me. Plus, her scenes are full of lots of close-ups, which I like… and which masks the awful ‘90s sets. Good job killing those two birds.

I think my favorite scene of this flick has to be scene 4, where Hunter is fucking the other zapped woman. Holy big hair humping! You can barely see their tits under all that hair! Must have been all that electricity in that zapping!

I love that this movie randomly goes back and forth into stock horror movie footage. It breaks up the scenes and keeps the non-sexin’ parts interesting and fun. I honestly might have cut the bad ‘90s techno music, but hey, I guess I can’t have it all, right.

I’ll admit that there was nothing scary or particular zombie-ish about this movie, which was definitely a disappointment, but really, how disappointed can you be when there is hot sex involved?  And as I said above, the name was really what got me in the door, and I’m stickin’ to it!  As long as I got naked folks gettin’ it on, It’s smooth sailing.  No gore I can deal with, but when there is no sex – that’s when I flip the channel.

-J.D. Bauchery

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