Studio: Reel Queer Productions Category: Lesbian-Femme

I love me some butch chicks – there is no denying that. Fucking with gender is not only awesome because it breaks preconceived ideas of gender roles into little bits, it’s really freaking hot as well. A gal in a tie and strap-on harness makes me weak at the knees. What can I say – I’m hot for butch/femme dynamics.

But as the femme lady I am, I sometimes crave something a little different – a little more feminine. And by that, I don’t mean delicate or weak. I mean girls in thigh-high fishnets and heels, with lots and lots of bright red lipstick. Toss in a string of pearls to push me over the edge. And lucky for me, Reel Queer Productions rounded up a bunch of super sexy femme dykes to get down and dirty – high heels and all!

Femmetastic is just what this awesome girlie dyke romp is! Ladies acting ladylike all over each other’s wet and tingly bits, infused with vintage clips of women in the ‘50s. Does it get any better? And those extra pieces did way more than just fill space. They totally set the sexy/campy vibe for the whole movie, which spans the entire realm of campy awesomeness – from two horny ‘50s housewives looking to iron each other’s wrinkles and frost one another’s cakes to Mormon sister wives having a play date while their husband and other sister wife are away! Amazing!

My favorite scene (3) features the super sexy Dylan Ryan having a solo go at it atop a washer in the laundromat. While I love watching Ryan in partnered scenes (especially with her real life beau, Trucker Cash), this sex kitten is fierce enough to hold the entire scene together with her freshly painted lips, unbuttoned jeans and moans of pleasure. Plus, she is in a laundromat! What an amazingly HOT fantasy! That and you get a free giant vibrator once the spin cycle starts. Double score! This scene is seriously moving to my list of must re-watch porn STAT.

Another big favorite about this movie is that though it is femme-on-femme action, there are still strap-ons being used. Seriously, I’m so glad someone is finally letting the world know that no matter how short and sexy your skirt is, sometimes there is a giant silicone dick hiding underneath. Wow, even typing out that sentence has me panting a little. That said, I need to get off the keyboard and get back to pre-occupying my hands…. Definitely check these Femmetastic ladies out!

-J.D. Bauchery

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