Video X Pix Category: Classics

I don’t know what I was expecting when I hit play on this flick, but it definitely wasn’t what I got. So, the original Desperately Seeking Susan was awesome, right? I mean come on; you’ve got Rosanna Arquette and Madonna! Pure genius! Sure, I didn’t think this movie would be exactly the same, but it didn’t have anything to do with anything! I guess in porno-land it doesn’t have to. Anyway, like I said, this movie is totally not what I expected, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing.

This guy Max is writing a book and decides to bring all his old college friends together for a reunion in hopes that seeing his boner-inducing ex, Susan, will help with his writer’s block. And unblock him she does – along with everyone else! And apparently in those five years since school ended, all the ladies have shed their sexual inhibitions and are all about the lady lovin’ now too. That means lots of girl on girl, usually joined by a dude later in the scene. Not too shabby. I’ll admit that this movie is weirdly homophobic in some parts, which struck me as odd, but any video that has the phrase “I’ll do anything to get on Dynasty!” as a come on is A-ok with me. Plus Ron Jeremy does a whirlybird! I’m sold!

-J.D. Bauchery

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