It’s Columbus Day here in the states and we wanted to pay homage to a lost dude touching down and calling our present day digs home. And because that guy was totally off base, I didn’t think you’d mind that this flick is all about Columbus, Ohio and not Christopher Columbus. You get dick either way, so I can’t imagine that anyone is shedding too many tears. So, like I said, we are checking out Ohio today and I, for one, am pleasantly surprised to see that the Buckeye state has so many sexy, cock-sucking men ready to drop trou for the camera. Alright, Ohio, I’m willing to forget about the 2004 presidential election for now, but only if you keep that hot man lovin’ coming strong.
Filmed in what is clearly a hotel (probably on the side of Interstate 71), this amateur video is totally bare bones, with no plot, dialogue, or music of any kind. What they do have is close up dick sucking and lots of it. Why bother with the few minutes of awkward scene set up when you can get straight to the action? I can’t say I’d love it if every porn movie was like this, but once in a while it is a nice change.
I’ll be perfectly honest that I was totally caught off guard around 22:35, when a weird robo-looking hand came out and started pushing this guy’s head down to take more cock in his mouth. After pausing it and taking a close look, I think it’s just a cast or splint, but for a second I thought we were in for something totally different. A few minutes later, all was confirmed. I guess you don’t usually see broken bones or wrapped injuries in porn and I just wasn’t expecting it. But what are you gonna do when you wanna let people in on Ohio’s finest and you only have enough man meat to go around? You gotta go for what you got, broken bones or not. Nothing gets in the way of a quality BJ.
The sex is, of course, the best part, but I love me some of the transitions with views of lovely downtown Columbus. There end up being a few scenes with poor acting, but luckily the action begins before they blabber on for too long. Dude, I don’t care why you are back in town, just swallow his cock!
My favorite scene is definitely the fifth, with two over-styled guys goin’ at it all over the bed. I love that the one guy has a Playboy bunny tan line on his hip. It looks so charming next to his hairless balls. No really, they are having lots of fun and it comes across easily on the screen. What more could you ask for?
All in all Columbus, Ohio has quite its share of sexy dudes and I’m crossing my fingers for a squeal, though I do think Cleveland might be where to head next. No matter where, it’s movies like this that remind me of all the awesomeness that we’ve experienced since Chris Columbus sailed the ocean blue back in 1492.
-J.D. Bauchery
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