I can’t believe that we’ve never reviewed this movie! Clown Porn is one of few titles I actually own on DVD and probably one of the greatest movies ever made. I mean, what could possibly be sweeter than watching clowns fuck for an hour and a half? Unless, of course, you’re one of those people who are totally creeped out by clowns – this probably won’t help you with that. Anyways, I think this movie is freaking awesome. Here’s a list of bizarre shit you’ll see:
1. A rubber chicken used as a sex toy. Please note that this is the second time I’ve seen this happen in my porn career.
2. Two clowns high-fiving while banging a chick.
3. The old pie in the face. You can read that however you wish.
4. Bagpipe music. Well, you won’t so much see it as you will hear it, but it’s really weird and out of place.
5. A clown game show.
Anyways, the sex is actually pretty good if you look past the whole clown thing. Even if it wasn’t, this one is definitely good for a laugh. Plus it’s a really good topic of conversation. Everyone wants to know more about clown porn, so find out what lies beneath the rainbow afros of America’s clowns.
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