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J.D. on March 17th, 2009
Initially, I was pretty nervous to look for St. Patrick’s Day movies to review. I was sure I’d get a ton of leprechaun porn, which is just something I wouldn’t be able to give an honest review about other than to say that I’ve been scarred by the 1993 horror movie. No leprechauns for me, no thank you. And even though I almost passed this flick by because if it’s cover – half for the scary imp and half for the awful Photoshop job – this movie turned out to be pretty decent.
Opening with a sexy brunette dressed as a leprechaun, I thought that Irish luck was rubbing off and I was in for a St. Patrick’s day treat, but bizarrely enough, the movie had nothing to do with the holiday at all, except the leprechaun coming back between scenes. But whatever, the box was festive enough to carry the movie, Irish themed or not.
I’ll admit that I wasn’t really feeling scene one. A solo girl is usually super hot, but this one barely seemed into it, and was way too skinny for my tastes. It was hard for me to look at her tits and not her breast bone, which was jutting out. Also, I realize it’s gonzo porn and we are supposed to know she is performing to a camera, seriously guys, if you don’t want us to see you and the camera, try shooting from an angle that doesn’t get catch you in the mirror. And can you ask the people doing construction in the background to stop hammering? Thanks.
Scene two wasn’t much better for me. The girl looks bored and there is absolutely no foreplay. I’m going to skip reviewing it and move on to better things.
Scene three made up for the other eh scenes – and not just because it’s two ladies! With actual arousing close-ups and performances that would make me think these women were excited to fuck each other. Again with the camera in the mirror, but at least this time it’s a woman behind the lens and in a mirrored bathroom, which makes it near impossible to not get in the shot. That’s right, they change locations and move away from the bed to try different angles and toys. Love it! The mirrored walls also end up being a super hot addition when a girl presses against them while she is getting her pussy licked.
So, we ended up with a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow after all. Happy St. Patrick’s Day.
-J.D. Bauchery
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