We’ve been patiently waiting for this movie since we first heard that Syd Blakovich and Jiz Lee were heading down to L.A. to shoot with Belladonna. Seriously, how could Jiz, Syd, Belladonna AND April Flores (among others) not put on one hell of a show? With one look at the screen caps, we just knew that we’d be doing this flick a great injustice by trying to review it all at once. Oh no, we want this puppy to last! So instead of one giant post, we are tackling this hotness with scene-by-scene reviews and making sure we give you very juicy detail. You’re welcome.
The opening scene belongs to porn goddess Belladonna and queer star extraordinaire Jiz Lee. They start off so tame, fully-clothed and making out on the couch, and soon turn to trading underpants (or should I say undergarments, as Jiz’s super sexy jock strap isn’t exactly panties) and really get down to business.
Can I just say, fuck plot. I know that I’m usually up for a good story, but trying to bring a real plot into this scene would totally take away from the insanely hot action. Yeah, they jump into the hardcore XXX with little warning, but with this one, you can see the sex in their eyes and you know how badly they want to get it on. I know I was pretty much chomping at the bit for these two to take off their clothes, so I can just imagine how ready to go they were.
While I obviously need nothing extra to get into this scene, it definitely made the whole experience even better to know that these performers are genuinely excited to work with each other. When this movie was in the works, I remember seeing tweets from both Jiz Lee and Belladonna talking about how they couldn’t wait to start filming and how awesome it was going to be. I don’t know about anyone else, but for me, knowing that there is such a positive and fun back story just helps enhance my boner.
Anyway, back to the sexin’. Of course I loved watching them both strap cocks on and fuck each other, but I think that my favorite part of the whole scene was listening to their dirty talk. It was just very different than dirty talk that I’m used to hearing in porn. Sure, there was lots of moaning and “yeah, baby,” but their sexy talk was a little gigglier and involved lots of smiles. It almost came off like they were really shy or smitten with each other – and for some reason I found it to be mind-blowingly hot. What can I say, what gets me off in porn isn’t always the fucking.
Bella and Jiz most definitely get two thumbs up in my book, and if I had more thumbs, they’d get those too. For now, they will just have to settle for a massive grin and a promise to take work home tonight.
-J.D. Bauchery
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