I’m a little embarrassed to say that I didn’t even know this movie existed, but since it is from 2004 BP*, I’m not going to beat myself up about it too much. Instead I’m just going to revel in the amazingness that is Bella Love Jenna.
Let me just start by saying this movie is fucking weird. I expected Belladonna and Ms. Jameson to do it and it to be awesome. What I did not expect was a bizarre murder story with cannibalism, a tiny Dirty Harry on a tricycle and Nazis.
So, the movie starts with a quick story intro before Jameson wheels Belladonna into a room on a gurney. I’m assuming she is dead or something, but fortunately for us, after seeing the XXX goodness that follows, she brings her back to life by eating her out. What follows is a dark and frantic scene with plenty of finger banging and pussy exploring. I have to say this is as dirty as I’ve ever seen the lovely Ms. Jameson and I’m guessing we can all thank Belladonna for it!
What is probably the hardest scene of the flick, but one I found myself draw in by, was the fourth starring Belladonna and Nacho Vidal. For some reason I love watching Bella do dirty things I don’t often seek out in porn. I guess because I have no doubt who’s in control or if she’s getting off! In this one, Vidal drills her ass before exploding on her face – it’s filthy and awesome.
I have to say that not every scene was my cup of tea in this one, after watching a disgusting (it’s the character he’s playing, he’s quite handsome) Anthony Hardwood take a speculum out of Monica Sweetheart and stick it in his filthy mouth in scene two, I chose to skip it. I may have missed something awesome, but I don’t like medical stuff, especially when a dude’s mouth is crusted in something disgusting.
The weirdest thing about this movie is that they actually tie together the whole thing in the end! I’m not saying I understand everything completely, because the sex does distract from the plot, but I was super happy with the ending. I’m not going to ruin it for anyone, but I will recommend you pay attention to Dirty Harry though out the flick. If you like art house porno, definitely take a look at this one – I was pleasantly surprised!
Oh, and by the way, I love Randy Spears just a little bit more after watching his non-sex role in this flick.
*Before Porn – I was once an innocent grad student who’d never seen a porno.
-The Porn Librarian