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Studio: Kick Ass Category: Amateur

I usually skip over movies that are labeled “teen.” It’s not that I think that the performers aren’t of age or anything like that (we are super careful when it comes to having all age verification documents), I just honestly have no interest in seeing giddy eighteen year olds humping away. It makes me feel old really, and I actually like the imperfections that come with age. I’m not talking liver spots here, just the mid-twenties body that newly minted adultness just doesn’t possess. Call me picky, but when you have over 100,000 movies to choose from, a little discretion helps with the selection process.

So, because I tend to pass on the “teen” flicks, I probably would have totally bypassed this amateur carrot top (and bottom) extravaganza with “teen” on the cover had I not been alerted to check out the hotness of scene five. That would have been a total loss on my part because (a). no one in this movie seemed exceptionally “teen,” and (b). I’d be missing out on a bunch of awesomely hot scenes with the fieriest bunch of redheads to hit the porno screen.

A mix of solo girl, girl-girl and boy-girl scenes, this nearly three hour razor-free fuck flick offers up a little something for everyone that likes their females a little furry. I’m all about the body hair and definitely appreciate a porno that features unshorn pussies and even a few fuzzy pits. While I wasn’t sweatin’ over some of the thirteen scenes, I did have a hard time picking a favorite. The title definitely goes to either the aforementioned scene five or its predecessor, scene four.

A little random when grouped with the rest of the movie, scene five’s butch dyke love fest took me by surprise in the scene index screenshots and totally captured my attention once the action hit the screen. The hairy dykes not only go to town on each other’s bodies with tongues and dildos, one even flips into a handstand for a little easy access finger fucking. Quite impressive if I do say so! But I’m not sure if it beats scene four’s spunky redheaded striptease and jerk off combo. I mean seriously, not much outshines a top hat, necktie and hip gyrating dance routine. Well, at least not in my book. I think my favorite thing about this movie is that I don’t have to pick and I can watch both scenes over and over to my heart’s content. Watch out rewind button, here I come! This is one “teen” movie that I plan to put into heavy rotation.

-J.D. Bauchery

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