When I stumbled across this movie, I wasn’t quite sure what to expect. I didn’t want to watch some old 1970′s throwback, and it looked a little too…weird? I mean, come on, a 1970′s porno MUSICAL??? But I had heard good things about it, so I decided to give it a chance. I’m not going to lie, I thought the first about 10 minutes were pretty boring, and when I saw the humans dressed as some kind of animals pawing at (petting?) Alice’s body, I was about done. But I persevered; I am a true porn connoisseur; I do not stop when slightly skeeved out. And I’m glad I kept watching! From the humpy-dumpty Ding-A-Ling sing along to the Mad Hatter (whose hat number referred to the size of his…dormouse?) to the Queen of Hearts who wants Alice’s head…meaning she wants Alice to give her head, this film is hilarious, and quite enjoyable. Remember that the 1970′s were pre-silicone, pre-bleach blondes, and pre-form written porn. There aren’t many cum shots, and the blowjob and intercourse scenes don’t last forever, nor are the male stars all super well hung, but the stars seem to genuinely enjoy themselves, and as they sing over and over again, you have to listen to yourself to know what makes you happy! I’m not saying this is my number one pick for getting down and dirty, but it definitely deserves to be checked out!
-Essin’ Em
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