In the years before starting my porn reviewing career, I was under the assumption that a facial was something you either get done at a spa, or with the girls during a sleepover party, but now after five years of intense smut watching, I now know there is a third facial option. Oh yeah, I’m talkin’ bout the creamy variety – the cum facial.
Sure, some folks are anti-facials, saying that they are degrading to women, which I totally get, but at the same time, to other folks (like me) they are super hot and just another way that people express themselves sexually. Really, it’s just a matter of preference, like most other consensual sexual acts.
Anyway, today we are talkin’ facials – Adrianna’s facial to be exact. Adrianna is a super hot lady who has come to the Fake Agent casting couch for a model “interview.” The interviewer starts off with a few questions, asking Adrianna what kind of sex she likes and if she is comfortable in front of the camera. After that, it’s straight to having her take off her clothes. He gets some close ups of her tits and her ass, but then he touches her, which she recoils from. I don’t necessarily like that the dude is like “if you get this job all the guys will be touching you. It’s normal.” Whether or not that’s true, he should ask first. When he tries to touch her pussy she slaps him in the face, gets dressed and leaves. And then we get a cut signal.
Soon the camera is rolling again, with dude letting us know that Adrianna called and apologized, saying she wants to work, so she is coming back in. And back she comes, ready for a do-over. She needs money, so she comes back to “interview.” Alright, I know it’s a porn plot, but still I don’t like it. It’s too close to the reality that some folks need money to survive and have to do whatever it takes to get it. I’m not saying that all porn stars are like that (not at all!), but there are many people in the world that have to do work that they don’t necessarily want to do because they need the cash. It feels too exploity to me to just sit back and enjoy the movie, but I am going to try to remember that it’s only a movie and that while it does happen in real life, it’s not actually happening in this instance. I will relax and get into the sexy times!
First thing he does, before getting her out of her clothes even, is have her suck his cock. And because he is filming, it makes for some nice little P.O.V. action. She stokes his cock with her hand while sucking the tip and pays lots of attention to his balls, all while looking in the camera with sexy eyes. Soon her clothes are back off and dude films himself giving her a deep dicking on the couch – captured from two angles (P.O.V. and regular fixed camera across the room). They screw in a whole bunch of positions and he gets a lot more head throughout the 48 minutes. Then, of course, he cums all over her face, which, honestly, she doesn’t seem to be super jazzed about. She has to keep one of her eyes closed to keep the jiz out.
Now, I’ve seen tons of movies where the women are really excited to have cum all over their faces – heck, I’ve even enjoyed it myself a time or two, but in this movie, the chick was not into it. Whether or not she was pretending to be unenthused, it definitely sours the experience for me. And I am not blaming her here – I think the whole premise of the movie is uncomfortable and a total turn off for me. I don’t think it’s bad or anything, I just personally cannot get down with it and will probably stay clear of Fake Agent movies in the future. Also, it’s a little odd that the dude’s face is blurred out, but I guess it’s par for the course, since the whole damn thing is a little off to me.
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