Wasteland Movie Review

We started to review Wasteland a while ago, but haven’t seemed to finish.  I have been looking for an excuse to watch this movie, so when I noticed we had half of the movie reviewed and not the other, I got excited.  You can catch up on the part of the review you missed Wasteland Review Part 1 and Wasteland Review Part 2.… More

Sinn Sage Loves Girls – Sweetheart Video

Sinn Sage is the first person I have ever seen who fucks like I would like to think I fuck.

I have watched many a porno in my day and constantly find myself whinging that I can’t seem to find a pornstar or porn in general that represents the essence of what I love about fucking and how I like to fuck.… More

Happy Easter Fucking!

Incase you didn’t know, Easter porn is totally a thing. Yep. To be honest though, it’s pretty much just pornstars in bunny ears, fucking like out of control rabbits. But hey, I’d rather see that than fucking that literally themed itself around celebrating the resurrection of Christ. Imagine it. Go on.… More

MacGyver XXX – A Dream Zone Parody (Disc 1)

I’ve got two words for you, people: MacGyver porn.  Oh yeah, you heard me right.  The industry finally cracked its nut and brought us porn based off of the action-adventure show from the ‘80s/’90s.  I don’t know about you, but I am a big MacGyver fan.  I mean, come on, the man regularly saves the day using crap he finds in his pockets – like bobby pins, sticks of gum and paperclips.  How could you not be totally amazed?  So yeah, Dream Zone Entertainment went there and brought us the last parody I expected – More

The Real L Word XXX: NYC Edition – Scene 1

Back in the day when it was on, The L Word was a total phenomenon.  It was one of the first TV shows to feature out lesbians as the main characters, which was freaking huge, and my friends and I were all over it.  While I was a total fan girl for that, I never actually watched The Real L Word, the reality show that rose from the ashes of the fictional one (although I became quite familiar with it because they were always shooting at The Dinah).  Even though I don’t know much about the reality show, I do know that both shows were lousy with action – their characters humping left and right.  Because they were on a premium channel (Showtime), we got to see a considerable amount of activity and lots of naked breasts, but no actual hardcore fucking.… More

Experience Me

Today feels like a straight to the action kind of day, so I am taking a look a movie from a studio that has recently joined us, .  We already know how I feel about women being labeled as “MILFs,” so I’m not going to wax poetic about that again, other than to say that this beautiful blond woman is 34-years-old, which is not old at all, and it’s so weird that she is considered a MILF.… More

Clerks XXX – A Porn Parody

While it may not seem like it on the surface, porn parodies are actually a multi-layered experience.  Sure, they can get you off, but they can also offer up a less charged and scary way for people to engage with porn, and they can draw out memories that you totally forgot surrounding movies and shows you watched long ago.  Take Clerks XXX – A Porn Parody, for instance.  It’s been a minute since I even thought about the movie Clerks, let alone watched it, but lo and behold, the minute I saw this parody in the recently added, all of my teenage angst and love of the movie came flooding back.  Oh parody porn, you are amazing.… More

Sex Oddities #2

Oh Michelle Aston, how I love you so!  It’s been such a long time since we’ve gotten something new that features my porno mega-crush,  and you know that I not only jumped to review it, but also squealed a little at the same time.  What can I say – Aston is the perfect mix of super hot and super smart, and I, for one, am totally smitten.… More

Penetration

Happy Valentine’s Day!  Love is in the air and we could not be more exciting to be here to help you all enjoy the day.  Since we went balls-to-the-wall with the romance and plot yesterday, today we thought we’d offer up some straight up, right to the point action for your Valentine’s Day viewing pleasure.  And who would be better suited for the job than ?  Hot women getting it on – yes please!… More