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Today, my friends, is a queer kind of day for me.  Alright, so I guess it could be fair to say that EVERYDAY is a queer kind of day for this über queer porno blogger, but today is extra queer because I get to spend a little time with the awesome queers over at Queer Porn TV, reviewing part one of an absurdly hot tryst with Drew Deveaux and Mickey Mod.  Super yum, right?

The setting is late night at San Francisco’s super kinky Wicked Grounds Café.  Forget about plot or small talk, Drew and Mickey are hot and ready to go as soon as the scene gears up.  And fuck starting slowly – these two are prepared and hop right into the kinky action.  Drew is barely lying down on the table before she is asking Mickey to stick his fingers in her mouth and slap her around.  And he wastes no time waiting to fuck the shit out of her and slap her pussy raw.  Seriously, not even five minutes into the movie there is already extreme pleasure happening… and delicious face spitting.  Hello sexy humiliation play!

It’s really exciting to watch them play so rough and dirty with each other.  It’s obvious that they are both totally into it and really enjoying themselves, whether they are giving the blows or taking them.  And it makes me so happy to watch Drew playing with Mickey’s ass as well.  Sure, some porn has male ass play, but I’m always excited to see it.  Mickey doesn’t look too disappointed about it either…  This is a seriously sexy movie!

Also, I really need to point out how awesome Wicked Grounds is – I mean look at those beautiful diagrams of bondage knots on the tables!  How fucking hot!

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Today I watched my first JoyOfSpex porno and I’m officially hooked.  This particular porno was reviewed back in 2008, but it is definitely worth revisiting.  I’ve always thought that girls with glasses were hot so this flick did me right.

I rarely get to sit and watch an entire porno from start to finish.  Believe it or not, they actually expect us to do something other that sit around and watch smut all day.  Since this flick was only a little over 20 minutes long, I actually watched it in its entirety.  For the first half, we listen to Zille talk about her glasses and how much she hated them until she discovered that some folks actually get turned on by a pair of specs.  She also reminisces about a sexual experience with her best friend in college.  I have to say, I totally judged a book buy its cover.  When I looked at her picture, I totally expected this shy little voice to come out.  I assumed she would be nervous and uneasy.  Well, you already know what happens when we assume.  She had a very mature and confident voice.  Zille was totally comfortable in front of the camera and had no problem getting down to the business of masturbation.

She removes everything except her matching bra and panty set and goes about caressing herself through the material.  She makes it a point to mention how nice it is to feel herself through the fabric.  I like that and totally agree.  She definitely gets lost in herself which is always a good thing.  I prefer people to masturbate for themselves, not the camera!  Her perfectly manicured fingertips work over her triple pierced pussy for a bit.  It is quite nice, but it isn’t the best part.  No, the best part is when Zille proceedes to remove her glasses from her face and uses them to finish herself off.  She presses and rubs one of the lenses against her clit and it isn’t long before she gets off off.  Points for incorporating the theme!  Wow.  She is totally into it and I love hearing the sound of her glasses clang against her piercings.  Details are important.

I am a JoyOfSpex fan for life now!  If you’re into cute girls with glasses and a porno with an intimate feel, then you will be too.

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Love,

Ginger

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In the years before starting my porn reviewing career, I was under the assumption that a facial was something you either get done at a spa, or with the girls during a sleepover party, but now after five years of intense smut watching, I now know there is a third facial option.  Oh yeah, I’m talkin’ bout the creamy variety – the cum facial.

Sure, some folks are anti-facials, saying that they are degrading to women, which I totally get, but at the same time, to other folks (like me) they are super hot and just another way that people express themselves sexually.  Really, it’s just a matter of preference, like most other consensual sexual acts.

Anyway, today we are talkin’ facials – Adrianna’s facial to be exact.  Adrianna is a super hot lady who has come to the Fake Agent casting couch for a model “interview.” The interviewer starts off with a few questions, asking Adrianna what kind of sex she likes and if she is comfortable in front of the camera.  After that, it’s straight to having her take off her clothes. He gets some close ups of her tits and her ass, but then he touches her, which she recoils from.  I don’t necessarily like that the dude is like “if you get this job all the guys will be touching you.  It’s normal.”  Whether or not that’s true, he should ask first.  When he tries to touch her pussy she slaps him in the face, gets dressed and leaves.  And then we get a cut signal.

Soon the camera is rolling again, with dude letting us know that Adrianna called and apologized, saying she wants to work, so she is coming back in. And back she comes, ready for a do-over.  She needs money, so she comes back to “interview.”  Alright, I know it’s a porn plot, but still I don’t like it.  It’s too close to the reality that some folks need money to survive and have to do whatever it takes to get it.  I’m not saying that all porn stars are like that (not at all!), but there are many people in the world that have to do work that they don’t necessarily want to do because they need the cash.  It feels too exploity to me to just sit back and enjoy the movie, but I am going to try to remember that it’s only a movie and that while it does happen in real life, it’s not actually happening in this instance.  I will relax and get into the sexy times!

First thing he does, before getting her out of her clothes even, is have her suck his cock.  And because he is filming, it makes for some nice little P.O.V. action.  She stokes his cock with her hand while sucking the tip and pays lots of attention to his balls, all while looking in the camera with sexy eyes.  Soon her clothes are back off and dude films himself giving her a deep dicking on the couch – captured from two angles (P.O.V. and regular fixed camera across the room).  They screw in a whole bunch of positions and he gets a lot more head throughout the 48 minutes.  Then, of course, he cums all over her face, which, honestly, she doesn’t seem to be super jazzed about.  She has to keep one of her eyes closed to keep the jiz out.

Now, I’ve seen tons of movies where the women are really excited to have cum all over their faces – heck, I’ve even enjoyed it myself a time or two, but in this movie, the chick was not into it.  Whether or not she was pretending to be unenthused, it definitely sours the experience for me.  And I am not blaming her here – I think the whole premise of the movie is uncomfortable and a total turn off for me.  I don’t think it’s bad or anything, I just personally cannot get down with it and will probably stay clear of Fake Agent movies in the future.  Also, it’s a little odd that the dude’s face is blurred out, but I guess it’s par for the course, since the whole damn thing is a little off to me.

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I’ve been checking up on what’s popular on HotMoviesForHer.  I like knowing what you folks are into – what you watch, read and who you’re into.  It helps us to get to know you better and to truly write for you.  One of the movies you love to watch is Lesbian Hitchhiker 4.  The premise is explained in the tile and as you may have assumed, the hitchhikers are cute young women and their counterparts are sexy older women.  (I use the term “older” because they are older than the women they pursue.  The term is always relative).

An innocent young lady is picked up off the side of the road.  Instead of sleeping in the guest bedroom, she is welcomed to stay in Darla Crane‘s room.  April O’Neil (hitchhiker) looks incredibly uncomfortable as Darla makes passes at her.  They slip into bed and April lies there still as Darla caresses and kisses her for what seems like an eternity.  Eventually, April is all in, but seeing Darla smother her with loving caresses made me a little uncomfortable.  I just thought to myself, “come on lady; take a hint.  She doesn’t want to fuck you!”  Then Alison seemed a lot more comfortable and I remembered it was part of the story.  I’m not yucking your yum, but Darla seemed a little too pushy for me.

The next morning, Darla’s wife, Nina Hartley returns home from her trip.  She is no fool, but doesn’t get upset about the adultery that happens under her roof.  She decides to go pick April up from the side of the road and enjoy an evening with her as well.  Nina gets shit done.

The story is pretty much the same for scene 3 as it was in scene 1, just replace Darla and April with Sovereign Syre and Jessie Rogers.  I was a little bored with this formula, but scene 4 totally did it for me.  Sure, the sex was pretty hot, but it was still the same long drawn out make-out session followed by the usual pussy eating and grinding that is in most of your Sweetheart Video films.  It’s fine for 1 scene, but after that I just get bored.  What I love is Katie Kastle‘s (Sovereign’s partner) acting.  She was totally pissed about Sovereign coming home so late.  She didn’t just spout some unemotional dialogue filled with fake sighs and eye rolls.  I actually believed she was pissed and wasn’t going to take any shit.  I found myself saying “dayyyuuuum” out loud.  This made me more interested in the inevitable make-up sex than I would have been otherwise.  She only appears in a handful of scenes on the site, but I’ll definitely have to check them all out.

With the amazing cast, I can defintiely see why this movie is so popular.  Is it one of my personal favorites?  No, but I’m not sad that I watched it.

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Love,

Ginger

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It’s not really the time of year that we traditionally review horror porn (it’s why I love October so much!), but when I stumbled across Tails From The Zipper in our WTF? Category, I just knew it had to be today’s review.  I mean really, with a description like this, can you see why I wouldn’t be able to pass it by?

“Tails From The Zipper offers a chilling change of pace from the usual adult fare: You like sex with a SCREAM? Want some HORROR with your HUMPING? How about something CREEPY with you CLIMAX? Come see what’s behind these tails! You might not get SCARED, but you’ll definitely get STIFF!”

Exactly.  Oh, horror porn, I love you so!

On quick examination of the movie, I would give an educated guess that it’s probably mid-‘90s smut.  There is no date on the box cover, but this movie is drippppping with ’90 flair.

We start with “Who’s The Dummy,” a ridiculous story about a mannequin that was cursed by the Nazis.  Yep, that’s creativity if I ever saw it!  Anyway, Randy West gets a job at the warehouse where the mannequin is in storage and he is warned to not touch it.  Apparently a man who kisses the mannequin at midnight will have terrible, heinous things happen to him.  And if you heard a curse like that, wouldn’t you want to test the theory?  Well, of course Randy does and gives her a big smooch at the witching hour (after checking out her hot plastic ass).  One kiss and poof – the dummy comes to life (shocker!) and wants to fuck!

The mannequin (who I will refer to as “Manne”) only talks French, but she bridges the language barrier nicely with her body language.  It’s not long before they are going at it, with West face first in Manne’s wet pussy. They fuck all over the warehouse, in all sorts of positions, with lots of close up angles and fun shadow blowjob shots.  But the real question is, what are the terrible, heinous things that West was warned about?  West turns into a mannequin himself!  Cheesy and totally awesome!

Next story is called “Too Old, Too Young” – a scene that starts with two very old women who get a package in the mail.  What is it?  Two beautiful necklaces and a spell that someone sent them on how to become young again.  They must wait for a full moon, then put the necklaces on, hold hands, say some shit and kiss.  Where does this lead to, you ask? Obviously the pair become young again and fuck each other.  It just so happens that they have sexy lingerie on under their granny dresses and they waste no time getting their clothes off and their hump on.  They even have a dildo laying around, which I do think every woman, young or old should have!  I don’t actually see any “horror” or anything in this scene, but the sex is hot, so I’m not that disappointed (though I do feel a little cheated).

And lastly “The Black Widow” comes to us in scene three.  Randy Spears goes out on the town and tries out a new bar to find some different pussy to bang.  He locks eyes with a lady across the room and he is instantly drawn to her.  Then everything goes black and next thing he knows it, he is somewhere different, sitting naked in a chair.  She has some sort of power over him and wills him to fuck her (which he isn’t too bummed about.  And then she does what a Black Widow spider does – she leaves her web and keeps Spears forever.

Overall impression?  Weird in a porno way, but definitely not as exciting as I hoped it would be.

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I’m not one to watch Abby Winters movies on a regular basis, but I do need my fix from time to time.  I’m all about the rough and sweaty stuff, but I love the simplicity of these movies.  There is something incredibly hot about “girls next door” getting down and dirty.  It’s a nice change from slobbery blow jobs and double penetration.  Not that I don’t hold special places in my heart for those things when done right.

First up, we have Annabelle Lee and Fenna.  To my delight, we get to see both ladies exercise.  I’m not sure if it’s the teenage boy from 1986 inside me, but I love to watch women work out.  Annabell Lee does some stretches for us and the camera is strategically placed so we can see up her shirt.  Why is that just as fun to watch as naked sexin’?  Together these ladies make magic happen.  Fenna’s perky little breasts look great by themselves and accompanied by Annabell’s lips.  Fenna’s tongue, on the other hand, seems to enjoy Annabell’s clit and ass quite a bit.  She works her over for quite a while and no one is sad about it.

Girls wearing glasses… yes please.  The lovely ladies in scene 2 are both sporting specs and dark hair.  Physically, these girlies are quite different from the ones in previous scene.  However, there is no shortage of tongue action!  One the girls seems to really have her oral skills down, making the other lose her mind.  Love it!  I also like seeing the bright blue finger nails while the girls are playing with each other.  It is a nice accent to their pale skin and the light colored bedding.

I talked about how much I liked the look of things here, but there is more to this porno than pale skin and painted nails.  In addition to the ability to turn each other on, they are able to make each other feel super comfortable and relaxed in front of the camera.  Nothing is forced and everyone is happy to be there.  That counts for a lot!

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Love,

Ginger

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While we try not to review movies that aren’t offered in our pay-per-minute format, I honestly could not pass up the chance to watch Digital Sin’s Power & Control.  Nearly three hours of high quality rough sex on screen – sign me up!  Plus I get to spend a little time with Lily LaBeau and James Deen, two performers that I really enjoy and have not watched in a minute.  Seems like I win all around.

The basic premise of this flick is ladies submitting to the sexual impulses of their men.  Sounds pretty good, huh?  I just need to get out of the way that no, I don’t think women need to be submissive to men.  This is fantasy and playing with power, something totally different than men being the dominant force in a relationship or non-negotiated sexual experience.  Ok, public service announcement over.  I just needed to make sure that it was said before continuing on to our regularly scheduled porn review.

So, yes, this is seven scenes of women surrendering to the power of men.  Pretty hot, right?  And they are all different little vignettes that give us a nice variety in the power plays.  First up are Danny Mountain and Maddy O’Reilly.  Maddy is Danny’s maid, who manipulates him to fuck her good and dirty.  They don’t even get into any foreplay action before Danny is pounding into her pussy fast and hard.  There is no bother taking off clothes or anything, just pulling up Maddy’s skirt and Danny fucking with his pants around his knees.  That is until he rips her shirt right off her while simultaneously choking her.  We get a little blow job and a few position changes, but all in all, it’s the same furious fucking for the whole scene.  No complaints here.

Next up is The Prisoner with Lizzy London as a prison librarian and Xander Corvus as a prisoner.  Yeah, it’s a little random, but it’s porn, so are you really shocked?  This scene is more of a forced sex fantasy and also included shirt ripping (I wonder if it will be a pattern?) as Xander corners her into the stacks of the library.  He binds Lizzy’s hands with her own bra and rams into from behind over and over again.  But no matter how hard he tries to keep her quiet, she can’t help her loud moans and howls of pleasure.

Lily LaBeau and Ramon Nomar star in scene three, The Games We Play, as a pair of co-workers.  Lily isn’t quite sure of Ramon is trying to annoy her or seduce her, but within moments we find out when she gets blunt with him and flat out asks.  This, of course, leads to really fucking hot sex with Lily LaBeau in the driver’s seat.  YUM!

I’m not going to review the rest of the scenes one-by-one because this post would be too long, but just know that each scene is awesome!  The only thing I’m a little confused about it that they describe it as women submitting to men, but honestly, it seems like the scenes are an even split of men submitting as well.

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There’s nothing like tainting your fondness for lighthearted movies with a comic book character porn parody.  It was, afterall, my choice to watch The Justice League of Pornstar Heroes XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody, so how can I really complain?

I’ll admit, scene 1 gave me the Batman, Robin and Catwoman threesome that I always wanted.  I didn’t get to watch Bruce Wayne and Boy Wonder make-out, but I got to watch them DP Selina Kyle (Catwoman).  Yep, it gets hardcore up in this porno.  Not that I don’t love a little a lot of skin, but I wish Catwoman would have been wearing more of a cat suit.  The boys wore fairly authentic looking costumes, but my girl got stuck wearing a pair of workout pants with claw marks.  What the hell?  Did she scratch her own pants?  It may be all the same to some, but dammit, wardrobe is important to me!  Anywho, Catwoman handles the dynamic duo and gets exactly what she wants out of them… jizz!  When the scene is over we get a cameo from Ron Jeremy as the Penguin.  I love how Ron pops up everywhere, even if his wang doesn’t.

As the story moves along we get eyefuls (of splooge) from Super Man, Poison Ivy, and Flash, to name a few.  With performers like Kristina Rose and Andy San Dimas, you can rest assured the sex will be decent.  Both ladies love what they do and are never afraid to show it.  The acting, on the other hand, left a little something to be desired.  I have learned to not expect too much from parodies (sorry, porn) so I’m not terribly let down.  At this point I don’t even remember what the storyline was or is.  Just keeping it real.  I must say, the final scene did perk me right on up.

The Pornstar Heroes manage to save the day from whatever was threatening it, which meant it was blowbang time!  Wonder Woman got down on her knees while five dudes in unitards surrounded her while jerking their cocks and waiting for her mouth.  While something didn’t seem quite right about Wonder Woman being on her knees on her knees, I couldn’t help but find it incredibly hot.  You could sense her pervy enjoyment and I love that!  She managed to give each cock equal attention.  Things got a little rough and there was lots of choking and spit involved.  You’ve been warned in case you’re not into it.  had no ill feelings whatsoever.

In short, what this porno lacked in acting and storyline, it made up for in blowbang.

Watch The Justice League Of Pornstar Heroes XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody (Disc 1) now!

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Man, that Ginger Leigh is a smart cookie!  Last week she came up with the brilliant idea to review Taxi Vol. 1 scene-by-scene, meaning that we get to spend more time with each scene, savoring the hotness.  It also means that we both get to have a whack at the movie (pun totally intended), and give you our opinions.  Ginger kicked us off with scene one, featuring Jiz Lee and Madison Young, and I get to indulge in scene two, starring Madison again, with Justine Joli.  Yum!

LICK starts out with Madison and Justine hanging out in the back of the taxi, getting their make out on.  I barely recognized Justine Joli with longer, straightened hair.  I’m so used to seeing her with short, curly hair that I paused the movie and checked the performers listed for the scene a second time. Yep, it’s Justine Joli!  Both Justine and Madison are women that truly love sleeping with women.  Individually they are performers that light up the screen with whoever they are fucking, which only means that together they exude a  chemistry hot enough to set that cab on fire!

The pair starts off slowly, taking their time kissing and caressing each other.  They are both dressed to the nines in cute dresses, so I’m glad that they stick around for a few minutes.  But really, it is only a few minutes before Joli is out of her dress, with her tits ready to be licked.  I love the way that this scene is shot, with the camera staying mostly stationary in the middle of the screen.  Sure, sometimes the performers’ heads are cut off, but it makes the whole thing feel so gritty and raw.  I also really enjoyed hearing other cars drive by and having the women illuminated by their headlights.

The action in this scene is so deliciously controlled.  There really isn’t a lot of frenzied anything.  Both women are cool, calm and collect as they explore each other’s bodies.  While I do love a fast-paced, all out fuckfest, there is definitely something to be said about taking your time and really getting your money’s worth.  But just because they are slow and controlled, don’t think that these women are soft and delicate, because that is SO not the case.  As well, the women are very sensual with each other, making sure to continue to kiss while fooling around in all different ways.  The cramped quarters of the taxi definitely helped keep the action tight and sexy.

All around this scene is a total keeper!  Keep an eye out for the rest of the scene-by-scene reviews

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In addition to being super hot, watching people masturbate is really interesting.  I like seeing the different ways people get off.  Men work their hands over their cocks in different ways.  Some dudes thrust themselves into their hang, other focus on the head.  There are men that like the sensation of grinding into a pillow or mattress and others that like to cradle their balls.  I could think of tons of techniques, but I still couldn’t name them all.

In the Next Door Male series, hot boys are depicted in their everyday settings, pleasuring themselves as if they were home alone.  While this may or may not be how these guys spank it when they are rolling solo, it’s what the director wants us to think.  The boys don’t really put on a show.  Sure, some get on their knees to show off their abs every once in a while, but there isn’t any sexy-time dancing or posing in front of the mirror.

Scene one stars Tristan Bull.  He is as cute as they come with his clean cut hair and hi body that is desperately in need of some Neosporin and a whole box of band-aids.  Heh.  We see him jerkin off on his couch.  If you listen hard enough you can hear the porno he is watching in the background – moaning, skin slapping against skin.  His eyes are fixated on the television and his face is rather emotionless. he isn’t so much bored, as he is focused on porno and getting the job done.  In other instances I might be put off, but the idea of just seeing someone caught up in satisfying themselves is pretty effing hot.  His body tenses as he reaches orgasm then he springs up in order to blow his load on the coffee table.  I can’t tell you why, but there is something about a table getting the what-for that I enjoy.

On the opposite end of the spectrum is our tattooed stud muffin in scene 2.  He too is super into manually stimulating himself, but his facial expressions are far more prominent and we hear moans and whimpers at moments of jerky-joy.  he gets super twitchy (not in a bad way) when it’s time to splooge.  Even when he is finished, his body continues to jerk a little.

Our guy in scene 7 enjoys grinding into his pillow and his soft head board.  He is a bit all over the place.  I’m not judging at all, just pointing out how he is more energetic than the dudes who just sit back and let their hands do the work.  Hotness!

This porno ranks up at “pretty decent” as solo male masturbation movies go.  I wasn’t blown away, but I loved how their wasn’t a ton of posing for the camera and the guys didn’t seem to be trying to hard.  I like just watching people get off.  If you do too, you’ll enjoy this.

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