I had so much fun recapping the Golden Globes in my last Top Five Tuesday that I couldn’t pass up the chance to do the same thing for the Grammys. While I didn’t actually watch the show last weekend, I think I’m more than qualified to make loose connections between some of the winners and porn titles. Enjoy!

ps. can you believe Steve Martin won for best Blue Grass album? How bizarre is that?

Use Somebody: This King of Leon song won for Best Rock Song this year and will most likely win an AVN Award next year when it is licensed for a porno. I honestly can’t believe there isn’t already a XXX flick by this name, but I expect that will be rectified within a month. For now, you’ll have to be happy with this Grapik Arts movie – I know I would much rather watch it than see Taylor Swift look surprised to win her billionth awards.

Single Ladies: Thanks to Beyonce, the entire nation has dressed up in a unitard in order to upload their own version of Single Ladies to the internet. I also expect that everyone realizes just what can happen if you don’t put a ring on it… If you are wondering, check out Ladies Night to see just what happens when all the single ladies get together for a night of fun!

Relapse: Eminem has a long history with the LGBT community – he’s pissing us off with his lyrics one week and staying in Elton John’s pool house the next… Because of this, I really couldn’t pass up the chance to connect his Grammy winning album Relapse with this Latino Fan Club movie packed full of hung studs sucking and fucking.

Sweet Thing: Keith Urban’s song Sweet Thing may have won for Best Male Country Vocal Performance, but I think we all know there’s a little something sweeter out there. Pleasure Productions knows what I’m talking about and that’s why they released The Sweetest Thing – a collection of hardcore XXX action. Sorry Keith, but I’ll take Gina Lynn and Evan Stone any day.

Boom Boom Pow: And this year’s AVN Award for best use of Onomatopoeia in a porno title goes to Jules Jordan’s Boom Boom Pow! Just a little prediction for the 2011 AVN Awards… I’m guessing the BEP will then come out and perform because I’m pretty sure they have a contract with a higher power to perform at every single awards show.

-The Porn Librarian

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