Let’s be honest here, most people don’t watch a porno from beginning to end. There are tons of great feature movies that deserve it, but the whole point of porno is to get off and it usually doesn’t take three hours and a detailed plot to do that.

Today’s top five features my favorite classic movies that are under 10 minutes, because sometimes you just want to get off and get on with your day!

Ron Jeremy Goes Throat Deep: Legendary director Cecil Howard recently released this amazing scene and it’s a must see for all classic porno fans. Plus Ron Jeremy is decked out in leather and cuckolds John Leslie. Awesome. Awesome. Awesome.

Fucked On A Ferris Wheel: I reviewed this one a while ago and still absolutely love it. It’s four minutes of NYC and frantic fucking – what else could you ask for? Plus, it’s not every day that you get to see people fucking on a Ferris Wheel.

Working On The Railroad: I realize that this one is almost 11 minutes long, but it’s too great to not include on this list. Plus i’m a bad ass rule breaker. Anyways, three dudes with amazing bodies get it on in this classic interracial quickie that ends with a slow motion cum shot!

Bondage Parade: Four quick scenes of old school BDSM footage. My favorite is the third, which features a sexy FemDom stuffing a gag into her subs dirty mouth! There’s some good rope work and it’s a reminder that girls have long enjoyed being tied up.

Sharon Mitchell’s Airport Bathroom Gang Bang: There are so many gems out there just waiting to be discovered. I found this one about a month ago and have been meaning to review it… Mitchell is totally rad and this scene is one you don’t want to miss. She basically takes on the village people in an airport bathroom – there was a pilot in the village people, wasn’t there?

-The Porn Librarian

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