So, if you haven’t picked up on it yet, both JD and I tweet on our account through the day. This can cause confusion throughout the day, so I thought I’d make a handy guide that will help you figure out who the hell you’re talking to.

Sure signs the Porn Librarian just tweeted:

1. It’s before 10 am. I’m an early bird.

2. The tweet is about yard work/major home projects. First, I apologize for sharing such mundane acts, but I spend a lot of time doing boring stuff like this because i’m old.

3. Sports tweets. I love sports – watching them, playing them and trash talking your team. Go Phillies. By the way, this definitely includes hiking tweets.

4. Cooking tweets. This one is a bit tricky: I love cooking. JD loves baking. Remember that and you’ll be good.

Sure signs that JD just tweeted:

1. It’s about cupcakes. She loves them and even has the ink to prove it.

2. She’s crafty! JD makes awesome, thoughtful stuff. If someone is talking about something cute and crafty – it’s her.

3. The tweet uses “i can haz” or other popular slang. JD is a lot more hip to what the kids are into these days. I’m too busy yelling at kids to get off of my lawn to pick up on it.

I will admit that there will be plenty of times when it’s impossible to determine who’s who. Here are a few things that can be confusing:

1. The tweet is about an awesome/nerdy girlfriend. We both have super rad bitches who happen to be giant nerds.

2. The tweet is hilarious. Yeah, we’re both totally funny and hot. I’m not sure if the later comes across via the internet, but know it’s true.

3. The sentence ends in an exclamation point. Apparently we’re both really excited! All of the time!

ps. you’d better be following us @hotmovies4her

Be Sociable, Share!

•