Happy Hanukkah from HotMoviesForHer.com! Today is the start of the festival of lights, the eight day holiday celebration for Jewish folks around the world. I’m not going to get into the whole story (and after 8 years of Hebrew school, I know the long version), but to give you a little background, Hanukkah began with a miracle. Well, a few miracles actually, but the most prevalent of all was that when the Temple in Jerusalem was reclaimed by the Maccabees (yes, I’m skipping a lot), there was only enough oil to keep the eternal flame in the Temple burning for one day, but somehow that little container of oil lasted for 8 days! Pretty miraculous, right? Anyway, that’s why we celebrate the lights and the special oil by lighting the candles on the menorah for eight days.
So, what does this have to do with porn, you ask. Well, it just so happens that this pervy little blogger is one of the chose tribe herself (duh). And each year as Hanukkah comes closer, I search with all my might for porn related to these 8 crazy nights. And do I find any? No. All I ever find is the same old picture of my favorite Jewish porn goddess, Joanna Angel, hanging out with her menorah. That said, I’ve decided to create my own damn smutty Hanukkah celebration this year and focus on the light shining from a few other Jewish porno stars.
And that’s right, we are lighting the candles for not one or two, but all EIGHT nights! Shabbat Shalom bitches! And Happy Hanukkah!
When it comes to lighting Hanukkah candles, Jewish tradition has us lighting from right to left, and adding a new candle to the mix each night, along with the ones from the previous night (start with one; then one and two; then one, two, three; etc.). The candle you light each of the other candles with and sits higher in the menorah is called the shamash (or Jewish Porn Goddess Joanna Angel, for our purposes).
Kicking off our festival of dirty, dirty lights is none other than boy-next-door porno prince James Deen. Along with being a super sexy award winning star (and Joanna Angel’s real life boyfriend), Deen is a nice Jewish boy! While he fucks like a champ in every one of his more than 650 movies, Deen is also a pretty good actor. Check out this scene below from AVN Award nominee, My Daughter’s Boyfriend.
I know where I’m going next time I get sick! Anyway, definitely give this sweet, sexy man a chance to get you off and bring a little Hanukkah cheer to your world.
Here are some of my favorite James Deen flicks!
Happy first night of Hanukkah!
-J.D. Bauchery and the ladies of HM4Her