You’re the right kind of sinner to release my inner fantasies…
Pat Benatar may not have been speaking about Fun Factory’s amazing vibrator The Heartbreaker (or was she?), but she manages to capture my exact feelings about this bad boy!
This silicone vibe is the kind of toy that every woman should have. It’s a pretty basic vibe, just better made than most. It’s made of Fun Factory’s amazing silicone, which is basically the best thing in the world. The end is slightly curved for g-spot stimulation and its ribbed texture offers amazing sensations. This flexible toy is designed to please you in a number of ways – so it’s one that I find myself reach in all kinds of situations
The one thing some of you should know is that the vibe of this toy isn’t incredibly strong - in the grand scheme of sex toys it’s probably average. Personally, while I love a strong vibe as much as the next red-blooded American, I often prefer toys with a little less buzz for partnered play and this one has served me well. Personally I think that this toy is best measured for all it offers, not just for the strength of its vibration.
In my opinion, everyone should have a great basic vibe like The Heartbreaker in the drawer of their nightstand, you know, for emergencies.
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I love the idea of reviewing a toy that is totally new to the world. Makes me feel like some sort of explorer. A pussy explorer, even. And really, I’m okay with that! We Vibe is the first toy that’s designed to stimulate both your clit and G-spot, WHILE you’re getting penetrated by a penis/fingers/toy/whatever! If that’s not something to write home about, I don’t know what is! And let me tell you, get the pen and paper, because this little baby is totally worth the exclamation points I’m about to use!!!!
Shaped like an oval “C”, the We Vibe has one side that goes inside your pussy to cup against your G-spot and one side to hit your clit, and fits snug against both to work HANDS FREE during penetration. For me, penetration meant being fucked with fingers. And even though fingers can curl perfectly to hit the G-spot, when you’re being fucked hard and fast, you lose some of that direct G-spot contact. That’s where the We came in perfectly. The We stayed put right on my G-spot and clit during even the roughest of thrusting.
One of the things I like best about this vibe is that it is versatile enough to use as just a clitoral vibe or just a G-Spot vibe if you want. On a solo run with We, I decided to take charge of my clit manually, so I just pushed the clit part aside and voila(!), I had a G-Spot vibe! And because both sides are nice and powerful, it was a peeeerfect addition to the clit stim! Then on a not-so-solo adventure, we decided to play using the We only on her clit. Score 2 out of 2!
Other pluses – this vibe is silicone (for super easy clean up and phthalate free play!), waterproof, has 2 speeds and is rechargeable! Could you ask for anything more? Just one thing though: sure it might work right out of the box, but trust me, you want to make sure this little guy is charged up for a good while before just revving him up. I know from personal experience that playing without first plugging in is a bad, bad idea. And there isn’t much worse than being right on the brink and having him die on you.
This toy not only gets two thumbs waving high in the air, it gets them while I’m being fucked, with both my G-spot and clit getting action at the same time as well. We Vibe rules!
Enjoy the We Vibe as much as we do!
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Another day, another luxury vibe to try out – my life is rough.
I am a big fan of bullet vibes. I think they’re a lot of fun for messing around with a partner, they travel well and tend to get the job done for this public servant. The Onye is officially my new favorite bullet and ranks up there with the Baby Bug when it comes to small vibes. For its size it is really powerful, and the pulse pattern is the strongest I’ve seen in a small toy. With four different patterns, all of which are pretty good, you can tease for quite a while if you’re not looking to come quickly.
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Make no mistake about it, Jenna Jameson is one of the hottest women in the adult industry, and with that being said, I was very eager to try out her Velvet Prodigy.
It is a super smooth silky toy that feels fabulous on any part of your body. There is no rubber sticky feeling - it just glides along your skin. It was easy for me to massage myself without using lube. I had not turned the toy on because I wanted to have all the sensation on the inside. After a bit of massage, I tempted to insert her toy. Read the rest of this entry »
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The Lily is a tiny rechargeable vibe from Lelo, the makers of the amazing Liv. At first I was a bit surprised by the diminutive size of this “personal massager.” If I had done my research I would have known how little it was, but I taken aback to discover that it’s about the size of my three middle fingers held together. Don’t worry though; sometimes good things come in small packages!
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The day Delight was delivered to the office, I was both confused and excited. I always look forward to toy reviews - who wouldn’t? I like postponing social engagements using the excuse, “I’m just swamped with work.” But when the Delight came, I knew it was going to be a good night – if I could figure out how this was going to work. I’m not saying I’m extra deep down there; it just seemed small for all these rave reviews. Even in my hands it seemed small, and anyone who knows me will vouch for my diminutive hands.
Here’s a tip before we get into the good stuff – charge the Delight right away. I know it seems pretty obvious but trust me, you’re not going to want to wait three hours to use this guy. I charged mine at my desk so when I got home it was ready for me.
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When I first gazed at the fancy black box that houses the Liv, I knew I was in for something special. This Lelo vibe not only came to me decked to the nines in classy outerwear, she came with her own travel sleeve AND an electrical plug for easy recharging. How hot is that?!?
I’ll admit that I was a little wary of any toy that I needed to read an instruction manual to figure out. I mean really, how hard can it be? Press button, start vibrations, play, press button again. But as soon as I put my grumbling aside and picked up the instructions, I firmly shut my piehole. Sure Liv vibrates, but if you know how to work the buttons, she also pulses, revs up, and does a number of other foxy moves that you’d be a total fool to miss out on for lack of taking the five minutes to read up.
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For me, the Slimline G-Twin is only getting an okay - nothing against it, I don’t think it fits my body right. It has good powerful vibrating motors in the clit stimulator and the head of the g-spot stimulator, which are awesome, and it’s waterproof, which ups the ante of any toy in my book! It hits the right spot inside and delivers excellence.
The shaft is fairly thin, where I prefer a thicker toy. It’s hard plastic, and for me it was kind of uncomfortable removing from my body. The dual stimulation is a great addition, but the clit stimulator didn’t reach as high on my body as I wanted it to, so on the times I really wanted more stimulation there I had to do so manually.
That being said, it does deliver and never left me hanging! If you’re looking for quick and easy, even just using the main head for a clit vibrator is very good and much easier to handle than a bullet. The price is certainly quite a deal, and for some of you, this may be absolute perfection.
Get your bed shaking with the powerful vibrations of the double stimulating Slimline G-Twin.
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Yay, vibrations that are super strong yet clit friendly! I do love myself some Hitachi Magic Wand, but no way am I sticking that directly to my little spot-o-sensitivity. The Aphrodite Massager is a baby-step down in intensity (has a high and low setting), and has the added bonus of silicone attachments that are very nice for overall comfort and also for some different options. They include a smooth dome, a nubby dome (my fave) and a “nipple shaped” attachment. This one confused me somewhat at first (is it just for a small something touching you? Definitely not big enough for insertion, because it’s really just a tease that makes you want more), but has made its way into a very welcome part of my mix - sometimes I do want a smaller something touching and a tease of insertion! It also has infra-red heat which sounded really exotic and exciting, but I’m not sure if I really noticed it?
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Wow.
Let me start off by saying that when it comes to sex toys, I’m practically a virgin. I’ve owned three in my life – and two of them were your standard issue phallic vibrator. It’s not that I’m afraid of vibrators; I just never saw a need for extra stimulation. I’m the kind of girl who can get off simply from penetration. I mean, for a while, it was just my hand and me and we were pretty happy together. I only bought my first vibrator because it was my 18th birthday and I didn’t smoke but I wanted to buy something now that I was an adult.
So, with those facts in mind, imagine what I was thinking when I sat down at my desk and the sunflower g-spot vibe was staring up at me. Yep, you guessed it: fear. First of all, it was the thickest sex toy I’d ever had to consider putting inside of myself and it was made of silicone, which freaks me out. How does that work in there? Would it feel like a rug burn if I weren’t lubricated enough? Would too much lube ruin the experience? I considered cheating and just using it as a clitoral stimulator. But, I thought, if I’m really going to do this, it’s now or never.
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