Category Archives: Vibrating

Mystim – The Sizzling Simon review

I have to be honest, when I first asked for a toy to review, I didn’t have high hopes. You see, I don’t like toys. I’ve always been a more “handsy” girl, and I feel like toys have impeded on my process. You have to charge them for hours for only a few minutes of play, or the batteries give out unexpectedly, or there is a short in a wire somewhere, and you have to twist the cord to make the vibe work. One thrust too many and it stops vibing right at a crucial moment. All of these issues … Continue reading Mystim – The Sizzling Simon review

Hot Toy Reviews: MONA 2

When I received the LELO MONA 2, I was extremely, extremely excited. I’d always gone to sex shops and looked longingly in the glass case where the most precious of vibrators were kept, and now I had one of my very own to review. The LELO MONA 2 comes packaged in a fairly large box that holds a smaller, sexier black box inside it. Once you lift the lid off the black box, the MONA 2 is nestled comfortably in a velvety liner. The MONA 2 comes in 3 colors-purple, “cerise” (aka pink), and red. I was lucky enough to … Continue reading Hot Toy Reviews: MONA 2

Hot Toy Reviews-Baby, I Can Feel Your Halo

I’m an old lady who has been through a lot of sex toys, and I’ve become a real snob about the crotch accoutrements I choose for myself these days. Long gone are my younger years where I’d be happy to have a toxic, jelly, rabbit-style vibe that took 10 AA batteries and came with 15 differently hued jelly attachments in my nightstand. I shaped up and invested well since then. As a proud owner of a Hitachi Magic Wand for the last 10 years, and the recipient of countless “free bonus” bullets that came with other sex toy purchases, with … Continue reading Hot Toy Reviews-Baby, I Can Feel Your Halo

Hot Toy Reviews: Bodywand Midnight

At first when I received the Bodywand Midnight, I was a bit chagrined by the cord. I like my toys to be rechargeable and portable, but I soon found that the AC cord on the Midnight is luxuriously long; I didn’t necessarily have to be right next to a wall outlet for comfortable use. Upon first inspection of the Midnight, I was thrilled to find the head was quite flexible–allowing users to modify the angle with which the toy is held. The single-touch vibration dial makes for simple speed adjustment ranging from a soft buzzing to a surprisingly powerful, intense … Continue reading Hot Toy Reviews: Bodywand Midnight

Hot Toy Reviews: LELO Hula Beads

I remember it well; Janie told us that we were going to be doing more sex toy reviews, and my eyes began to glisten with excitement. She went downstairs, and came back a short while later with that sleek black box tucked under her arm. She dropped it in my lap, and I squealed with delight, upsetting the guys from It was LELO Hula Beads, which I mixed up with their Luna Beads for a hot second, my brain screaming, “My pelvic floor muscles are going to be able to crush a soda can!” Regardless, I tore into the … Continue reading Hot Toy Reviews: LELO Hula Beads

HOT Toy Reviews: PicoBong Moka G-Vibe

I am not best friends with my G-spot, and this is a constant source of annoyance for me. I’d love to be able to orgasm just from penetrative sex, and squirt all over the place, but it just hasn’t happened for me. About a year ago I went out and got my first penetrative toy, a $30 silicone vibrator with a slightly bulbous and flexible head a hint of a curve. About once a week I’d try fucking myself with it, but I’d have to prop myself up onto every pillow I owned and contort myself into the most unsexy … Continue reading HOT Toy Reviews: PicoBong Moka G-Vibe

Go Play: OHM Flow by Blush Novelties

blank mini skinny If you like your toys to feel like a freaking cloud and deliver wide vibrating coverage for clit teasing as well as be able to penetrate you till drool-flow, you found it with OHM Flow. requires//two AAA batteries. noise//< < < < < vibration settings//ten. solids, then varying vibrations. power button is also settings.        yay! softest thing you will ever touch head is full, but easily insertable concave dip that girth, ain’t no joke blank  damn. requires batteries only one button, so if you’re caught mid-buzz, too bad blank blank in full Firstly, Blush has done … Continue reading Go Play: OHM Flow by Blush Novelties

Go Play: Muse Massager by NS Novelties

Muse Massager in Pink by nsnovelties blank blank mini skinny This little guy is damn adorable. I fought through the urge to just keep the widdle baby on my desk to stare at every day, and had to give it a test run. Trust me, it looks cute but makes you feel pretty bad-girl good. blank requires//just pre-charge it. it’s battery-free, which is heaven. noise//< < < < < vibration settings//ten. three solids, then varying. you change them by poking his eyes out! (you don’t feel bad, i swear)     Meet Muse! From NSNovelties… — Evelyn Mae James (@emmmmja) August … Continue reading Go Play: Muse Massager by NS Novelties

Go Play: Joydream by Blush Novelties

Joydream of the Serendipity line from Blush Novelties       mini skinny This is a great standard addition to the collection of posh people. It has the light-to-extreme vibration settings, and is rechargeable, and also looks beautiful and is a total betty. blank requires//an outlet. this toy is rechargeable. no batteries! noise//< < < < < vibration settings//ten. three solids, then varying. blank [vimeo][/vimeo] blank  yay! rechargeable! i really hate batteries and i never have them gorgeous appearance with blue led power and setting buttons the satin silicone is easy to clean turn it concave or convex or even pinpoint … Continue reading Go Play: Joydream by Blush Novelties

Vibrating Waves

Some sex toys are straight forward.  It looks like a cock, so I put it in my orifice of choice.  Others are a little trickier to figure out.  Sure, there are vibes concealed as all sorts of things, from lipstick to powder puffs, but what I’m talking about are those toys that you hold up and try to figure out exactly what prong goes where.  Today, I’m talking about Vibrating Waves, from Vibrating Waves is a three-pronged silicone toy shaped kind of like the WuTang “W,” featuring one side hollowed out and stuffed with a bullet vibe.  Soft and … Continue reading Vibrating Waves