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Hot Toy Reviews: Tantus Mark 02

tantus mark 02
Image courtesy of Tantus Inc.

My slutty little heart skipped a beat when Janie led me downstairs to the secret box of sex toys and told me to pick something. I shifted packages around, discovering G-spotters, butt plugs of all sizes, harnesses, bright pink vibrators, and then I saw it: a girthy, realistic dildo from Tantus, and I knew that my vagina finally had Friday night plans.

I’d heard so much about Tantus and their excellent 100% silicone dildos, vibes, cock rings, and plugs, and I finally had one of my own: the Mark 02, a non-vibrating, realistic dildo with a flared end that makes it harness compatible and anal friendly. It measures in at 6.25” with a circumference of about 4.7”, so it’s just slightly longer and thicker than the average analog cock. It has a very slight upward curve, and the head isn’t particularly pronounced, but it does have some very attractive veins running up the shaft.

The most notable feature of the Mark is that it’s made with Tantus’ Dual Density 02 silicone which, yes, means that it has two different densities. The outer layer of the shaft has a bit of squish to it and the inner core is pretty dense, while still having just a little bit of flexibility and give to it; the head itself is pretty uniformly squishy. This is supposed to make the Mark more realistic and lifelike, but I’ve never really met a hard dick with a squishy outside. Regardless, I really like the feeling of the dual densities; when I first got it I sat with it at my desk and just squeezed it with my hands all day, just like I would if I was allowed to have a man with a hard on hang out in my cubicle during work hours.

The Mark’s girth will necessitate a warm up toy for most users, although I’ve gone without. Mark’s girth and length definitely fill me up and hit my G-spot, but I’m not convinced that there’s really anything particularly special about it. Like I’ve said before, I’m still fairly new to G-spot spelunking, but I wish that the Mark had a more extreme curve or a more pronounced head that could really grab onto my G-spot. As it is, the Mark just kind of idly slides on by; I can feel it, and it feels nice, but there’s nothing really inspiring about it.

Another issue that I have with Mark is that the matte silicone of the shaft feels kind of grabby. This can be fixed with a generous amount of water based lube, but anyone who uses water based lube knows that it dries out pretty quickly and you have to constantly reapply it. This, combined with the Mark’s girth, means that the opening of my vagina gets sore much quicker than with my other insertables.

I don’t dislike Mark, and I’m definitely going to keep it in my masturbation rotation, if only to indulge myself by pretending that it’s attached to a real dude. However, if you’re like me and are looking for something that’s really going to jive with your G-Spot, you’ll probably want to look elsewhere.  Right now, I have my eyes trained on another dildo from Tantus’ 02 line: Adam.

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Purity 2

Are you one of those folks who likes to feel that little sense of wrong-doing when you’re getting off?  Maybe the kind of person who is going to stroke it while ordering Chinese food or blow a load because you know it’ll make you five minutes late to work? Well then, the Purity 2 dildo (by Blush) may be the toy for you.

On one hand, this sleek purple tool is playing coy: it has a heart-shaped base, it comes in a sweet brushed purple, and it’s a totally reasonable six inches. However! That sleekness is a satin finish that brings one’s boner to half-mast. That heart-shaped base is actually a suction cup so that one can grind themselves off more securely. And those six inches flare to a pleasing fill and ends with a little curve to create a proper g-spoter or prostate tickler. Yeah, after the Purity 2 makes you blush like a schoolchild, it’ll make you cum like a trucker.

The Purity 2 is more than just flirty air-headed design; it’s also made of 100% medical grade silicone. Which makes it the dildo equivalent to that part in the movie when the nerd pulls off her glasses to reveal that she’s hot: this little bastard has it all! That means that it just takes one good ten-minute stove top boil or dishwasher cycle to get it sterile again.

Plus, silicone transmits vibration like a champ. Go on, stick your favorite vibrator against the base and you’ll be feeling those waves in the back of your teeth in no time. Silicone also absorbs the body’s heat, which can feel more natural than some of those harder/softer materials out there. Yes, the scientist that discovered silicone truly deserves the Nobel Piece-of-Ass prize.  

So you’ve heard some of the good parts, but there are some of questionable parts of this delightful dil to be aware of. One: it’s my belief that this satin finish demands a lot of lube. Without a hefty fire-hosing of lubrication, the finish can cause a little drag on entry in the front or the back. Two: the suction cup is not industrial enough to handle deep porn-ish thrusts. If you’re a bucker when you fuck, you might prefer to have the Purity 2 additionally strapped in, otherwise, you might thrust right into a wall. And if that’s your kink then god speed!

Overall, this is a sweet little workhorse of a dildo to add to anyone’s collection. The Purity 2 is moderate enough for most holes in your body, which makes me feel like it’s the perfect weekday fuck buddy. So add it to your grocery list. It’s sturdy, stout, well made, and ready to put out!

Check out the Purity 2 for yourself on SexToy.com!

 

The Veronica Harness by Velvet Nest

I am a very femme, girly girl. I like makeup and dresses and even have been known to enjoy wearing a heel or two. And I am a queer girl who loves to strap on a big cock and fuck with abandon. While I have used plenty of awesome harnesses in my day, they’ve all been generally perfunctory and practical for the job, without incorporating too much femme pizzazz. Mostly black nylon affairs with plastic adjusters and metal snaps, though I have coveted fancier toys with glitter and trappings. It wasn’t until I randomly ran across Velvet Nest did I find a harness that fits my personality, as well as my hips and dicks – The Veronica!

This black and white polka dot harness is decidedly feminine, with a sweet panty shape and a pretty bow at the top. Made of vegan/vegetarian friendly cotton, metal D-rings and an interlocking Velcro system that holds a cock firmly in place, Veronica offers up the perfect marriage of form and function. Because it’s so streamline and subtle, this harness can be worn underneath clothes with little detection. I even wore it out to a dance party under a skirt and it was comfortable the whole night long. And if it had been glimpsed on the dance floor, everyone would have just thought they got a peek at my undies.

Along with being attractive and comfortable, Veronica is really good at keeping a cock steady and ready to fuck. The Velcro system I mentioned above surrounds the base of the dildo, holding it tight, and is easily adjusted to fit various-sized dicks. The Velcro takes the place of an o-ring, so you don’t have to worry about having the correct-sized ring for each time you want to switch dicks. I was a little concerned that the Velcro wouldn’t hold my dildo tight when the heat turned up a notch, but it did an awesome job of holding up to the hardest of fucking and rapid penetration. I was very impressed.

Before Veronica arrived in the mail, I was a little worried about the sizing. As a zaftig lady, I want to make sure any toys I buy are going to fit me correctly and comfortably. I ordered the 1X/2X, as that is the biggest size, at 42”-48” and even though my hips are less than 48”, they aren’t too much less, so I wasn’t sure if the harness would fit. While it does fit, I will say that it is snug and there is not a lot of strap left at the ends. Luckily the metal D-rings hold the straps tightly to my body and I am able to use Veronica just fine. It does definitely leave indentations on my hips after I take it off though. Nothing painful or so much that I wouldn’t use the harness, but I have noticed the marks. No biggie on my end though.

I am really impressed with Veronica and think that Velvet Nest has really filled a gap in the sex toy industry. One day I hope to have fun with her sister, Betty, and their Lacy Harness friends!

Get a Veronica Harness of your own!

Aslan’s Simple Harness

When it comes to sex toys, there is just about something for everyone.  If you aren’t interested in the shape or color of this toy, that one on a shelf across the room that will make you feel all tingly in your pants.  Same goes for harnesses – some folks dig the glitzy apparatus with all the glitter and embossed leather, while others are just looking for a simple kit to keep their dick strapped on tightly.  Today simple is what we are talkin’ – with Aslan’s Simple Harness, from Shevibe.com.

Usually known for their superior leatherwork, Aslan Leather has branched out to include vegan harness options.  Along with offering up rubber and vinyl models, Aslan also brings a totally paired down version made of durable nylon webbing, sturdy plastic snaps and adjusters and a rubber ring with a little give.  Simple is as basic as you can go, yet maintains the same integrity and quality as Aslan’s fancier toys.

While the Simple harness may look like just another cheap harness you could get at the porno shop down the street that sells jelly rubber toys in on the back wall, don’t let its unencumbered facade fool you.  She may be plain, but her high quality materials, expert engineering and specific touches bring her worlds away from that cheap crap that will end up falling to pieces after a few uses.  I like to think of Simple as the Toyota of dildo harnesses – she may not have the sparkle of a BMW, but you’ll still be riding her 20 years later, with nary a maintenance break.  Seriously folks, Aslan is good at what they do.

What makes me love the Simple harness so very much are, really, the simple things that they’ve done that make it so superior to other nylon harnesses I’ve seen and tried.  First up, they use nice and thick webbing that would be really hard to mess up, even if you tried.  While I admit that it is not perfect, I will say that the seams on the webbing are a lot less jagged than other ones I’ve played with.  I still might take a nail file to the sharper edges just to dull them a bit so you don’t get scratched.  When it comes to the snaps, I am so freaking excited that they made this with plastic ones.  Seriously, I don’t know if you’ve ever used a harness with metal snaps, but they are not only cold on the back, they rust when you clean your harness, which is totally counter-intuitive and super annoying.  I’ve been thinking about plastic snaps for a while, and this is the first time I’ve actually seem them.  And I can’t forget about the adjusters, which are made with strong teeth that keep the straps tight and your dick perfectly placed.

Along with the plastic snaps and strong teeth, I’ve got to say that I really like that it comes with only one ring.  Sure, I am not be able to fit all of my cocks into that size ring, but I’d be lying if I said that I had any idea where any of the other extra rings I have actually are in my house.  The last thing I need is another toy with 50 million parts to keep track of – and yes, I even mean a charger.   But if it did have more than one part, Simple does come with a cute little storage bag to keep it safe and clean between uses, so I would keep everything together in there.

Another stand out quality of the Simple is that while it comes with two straps to wear as a jock strap harness, you can actually take one off and use it as a g-string harness.  Talk about versatile!  I love that I have that option and don’t have to think about buying a second harness to get a different experience.  Oh, and speaking of straps, the hit strap is a lovely 56” long, so folks of many sizes can use this harness.  While that may not be a big deal to some folks, I identify as a fat person, and if a sex toy doesn’t fit me, it kind of puts a damper on the experience.

Quality construction and materials make this Simple harness simply a delight to wear!

The Anaconda Is Serious

The Anaconda is one serious silicone dildo.  It comes in at a commendable 7 inches in length and 1.75 inches in width, but it isn’t necessarily the size makes this thing the alfa cock.  The Anaconda is heavy and dense.  It also has a handle.  If you hit someone with it, there is a good chance you would knock them out or at least confuse them for a few minutes.  But, we’re not really here to talk about violence, we’re here to talk about masturbating with a really nice Tantus dildo.  I’m extremely thankful that the fabulous folks at SheVibe afforded me the opportunity to give it a go.

There is no doubt that warm-up is required before using the Anaconda.  You’re going to want to use a small or medium sized toy to get the party started along with a good bit of lube.  Use water based lube only – silicone lube ruins silicone toys.  I recommend really coating it so there is a nice thick layer covering it entirely.  Once all systems are a go, the smooth head makes entrance into your vagina comfy and basically awesome.  While it may not appear so from the picture, the Anaconda is gently torpedo shaped so you sort of get to ease into things before you reach its glorious bulging belly. Anaconda

I am totally into the Anaconda.  While it isn’t the biggest cock that has ever graced a vag, it is sizable and filling.  The heaviness adds some pizazz during use.  Without the handle, this dil would be cumbersome and require far too much forearm strength, but that ergonomic grip makes it totally manageable.  For me, it is too big to do any serious thrusting with, although it is created for such use.  Folks who like to get worked over with a fairly large tool would fall in love.  I too fell in love, but for me it feels a bit like a baseball bat when a lot of movement is concerned.  I prefer keeping thrusting to short gentle strokes while bringing in reinforcements for external stimulation.  When inserted completely, it acts almost like a plug since the handle is so narrow.

The handle also makes the Anaconda ideal for partner play.  Just be sure to communicate, seeing as how this toy is not for the faint at heart!  An overly powerful thrust from an excited lover may not feel so good.  Start easy and work your way up.  It does have a flared base so you could use it for anal play if you were so inclined.  Because of its size, you would definitely have to be an advanced butt play aficionado as well as the proud owner of lots and lots of lube.

Since this dildo is made from 100% silicone, it can be boiled, bleached or washed by hand with gentle soap and water.  You’ll definitely have take care to clean out the lube and other substances in the little folds and crevices just below the head.  Believe me, you’ll definitely be leaving substances behind!  Otherwise, the Anaconda isn’t any trouble to clean.

I have to add that I love Tantus sex toys.  Every single one is extremely well made from awesome materials – hypoallergenic, phthalate free, non-porous, unscented, and totally durable.  If you have never owned one, you need to get it on it.

The Anaconda will get used often.  I like the weightiness, the handle, and overall feel of the toy.  I would absolutely recommend it to dildo lovers, especially those who require some size.  Beginners, this isn’t the toy for you, but that doesn’t mean you won’t love it some day.

Grab an Anaconda of your own!

Big Boy Dildo By Happy Valley Silicone

First off, I want to say hello to our new friends at SheVibe.com!  We are pretty excited about working with these folks.  Their site is awesome – they offer up body friendly toys (just the way we like it) and they have some pretty cool art on all of their pages.  If you like comic books, or even just comic book covers, you will love their looking at their site.  I’ll move on to the toy review, but I had to take a moment show some love to our new pals.

The very first toy that we are reviewing from SheVibe is the Big Boy Dildo from Happy Valley Silicone.  This also happens to be the first toy we’re reviewing from Happy Valley Silicone!  The Big Boy is made from 100% pure silicone.  It is incredibly sturdy, has absolutely no smell, has the slightest bit of give without being flexible and has a fabulous curve.  It comes in black and silver (mine is black).  This wang is 6 inches long and 1.5 inches wide.    Big Boy Dildo

The hypoallergenic-ness of the Big Boy makes me happy right off the bat, but this guy offers some serious satisfaction.  As far as size is concerned, it isn’t made for size queens, but still gives a nice full sensation, especially with the beautifully pronounced head entering first.  It is semi-realistic so there are, what I would call, mimicked veins that give a little bit of texture.  This dildo is made from a harder silicone when compared to others, which is what I prefer.  It doesn’t have a skin-like feel, but it feels super slick with a small amount of water based lube added.  By the way, the smooth lubed up head also works wonders for external stimulation.

What I love most about this dil is the curve.  Not only does it stimulate my g-spot with just a little bit of warm up, it also fits inside of me perfectly.  There is no awkward poking like I’ve experienced with other dildos whose curves are too tight.  Everyone’s bodies are different so you may have a different experience, but you should definitely give it a whirl.

This silicone cock has a flared base so it could be used for strap-on and anal play.  I haven’t had the chance to use it for either, but I’m willing to bet it will stand nicely at attention with its head held high when strapped on.  It would probably make a nice anal toy for someone with a bit of butt play experience under their belt!

The Happy Valley Big Boy Dildo is easy to clean since it doesn’t really have any crevices.  I used a toy cleaner, but it could be boiled for a few minutes or wiped down with a 10% bleach solution.  It stores easily as it stands on its own.

I am happy to welcome a new sex toy website and manufacturer into my dildo loving life.  I like discovering more sex positive places for folks to purchase their sex toys from.  It makes me happy.

If you like curvy dense dildos, I highly recommend the Big Boy.  Click here to order one from SheVibe!

 

Smooth Lover Silicone Dildo

I love silicone dildos.  It doesn’t matter if they’re big, small, plain or fancy, I love all of my children.  Body friendly and odor free, they all have a place in my toy bin (nightstand if they’re good enough).

The Smooth Lover is fairly small coming in at 6″ x 1.25″.  It has a flared suction cup base (making it safe for anal play), and a curvy raised design along the side, with two nubs – one at the base of the head and one at the base of the cock.  Aptly named Smooth Lover, this toy has a smooth, slightly rubbery feel that gets super slick with lube (water based lube only).  It is dense and slightly flexible with very little give, which is preferred, and there is a seam running length wise on both sides.  Extra bonus that it is body safe and totally odor free.  MyPleasure knows we love the phthalates free goodness! Smooth Lover Silicone Dildo

I’m not going to lie, I was really nervous about that seam.  I have had some less-than-orgasm-inducing-experiences with sharp seams.  You would be surprised at how much the tinniest bit of raised material can feel like a little razor blade.  My vagina says no thanks.  With this worry in mind, I lubed this dick up like crazy as to create a barrier betwixt myself and the evil devil seam.  To my surprise, I didn’t feel a thing in regard to the seam.  It may have been because it is small or because I drenched it in lube, but either way I walked away scrape free.  I was fine, but you should still take proper precautions whenever it comes to seamed sex toys.

Beyond that, I have to say that the Smooth Lover is a decent little dildo.  It isn’t something I’ll use over and over, but it is a nice warm up cock it is ideal for anal play.  It isn’t squishy, but it’s moderate size makes it appropriate for beginner/intermediate butt play.  To protect from the seam and if you’d like to use later for vaginal stimulation, simply cover it with a condom.  This also makes clean-up super easy, although I still recommend giving the dildo a wash after the condom has been removed and between uses!  You can also use this method when using vaginally.  Never go from one hole to another without thoroughly washing first!

I immediately thought this was going to make for a nice strap-on dildo.  Unfortunately, the flared base is so thin and flexible that it slips out of the o-ring after a few minutes of fucking.  What did work well was the suction cup.  I was able to stick it to finished wood, a tile wall and my filing cabinet.  This can be fun for solo time, but also frees up your hands and makes for some fun partnered scenarios.

Clean up is super easy.  There is a little ridge around the head so you may have to make the slightest bit of extra effort to get rid of the remnants.  Otherwise, it washes off easily – soap and water, toy cleaner or you can boil it for about 5 minutes.

Overall, I’d say the Smooth Lover is a decent beginner dildo for vaginal and anal use.  While I was bummed about not being able to strap it on, the suction cup is pretty rad.  Beware of the seam and proceed!

Get your own Smooth Lover Silicone Dildo from MyPleasure!

 

 

 

Pink Ring Glass Dildo

A chance encounter with the Doctor may have changed my sex life forever.  He is Dr. Dildo of DildoDr.com, the doctor of glass.  When meeting him at The Dinah in Palm Springs, I felt he was somewhat out of place.  He was in the land of women, standing solely as the ‘man.’  After talking with him and hearing his reasons and passions for glass, I felt nothing but compassion and empathy for him.  His glass idea came to him while helping an ex-girlfriend.  Yes, an ex.  That alone speaks highly of Dr. Dildo.  He still helps his exes.  He was told she had cancer and with that he was surrounded by latex and plastics within the hospital.  Being of like-mind, (wink) his mind turned to SEX.  And glass!

I’m a pretty basic gal and usually stick to my jack hammer vibes, so it was not hard for me to pick a toy for review.  Just give me the basic.  In my opinion it was going to do it or not. I chose the pretty Pink Ring.


Dr. Dildo treats each piece, regardless of its cost, as if it were a million dollar item.  He has special black velvet padded zippered travel bags that each piece is placed in for delivery.  That alone made me pretty happy.  I can have this sitting on top of all my clothes and when the airport gurus go through my bag, they’re not going to even notice it.  If they happen to open it, it’d be gone.  No doubt.  The padded bag protects your piece from dropping it on the ground, accidentally packing it too tightly… pretty much anything.  And inside the bag – there’s your prize.

My pretty pink ring sat for a while before review, I didn’t want to be disappointed.  Listen up vibe fans… this was a pure treat.  Nothing I’d ever tried before.  The glass was cool, a sensation that was unique to me, and smooth.  Outside of vag exams, cool doesn’t normally enter my girl areas.  Knowing it was for pleasure and not stirrup pain scrambled my mind for a bit.  Quickly recovered, stuck my thumb in the ring and did some vertical rubbing.  The ribs feel amazing; the hardness is a sensation that isn’t captured by anything other than glass (or stainless steel) .  My natural girl moistness allowed for easy insertion (though adding a few drops of lube helps it go in super smoothly), which brings me to the next unique feeling…it was heavy.  These are not things you feel in combination with any other toy — cool, weighted and smooth.  This simple toy touched on areas that normally are not stimulated by other toys.  Perhaps due to the weight?

I can’t lie and say this brought me to a screaming orgasm because it didn’t.  It was more like a massage.  I was so relaxed and aroused while using the glass master, but not hip thrusting, hip humping mad.  For me it’s more like a romantic foreplay tool which will lead to some eventual yelping orgasms.

My advice is after a long day at the office dealing with some dick boss who can’t remember your name, go home and crawl into a nice dark room and get out your pink friend.  Slip her in and out for as long as it takes to get you back to the relaxed mood you deserve to be in.  Pinkie won’t go limp (ever) and when you’re all relaxed, get some soap and water – give her a little bath and put her back into her nice padded home.

Now that I’ve tried this ‘simple’ piece I’m excited to try a piece that will move me to an erotic state and push even more points that have not been touched.  Like I stated above, this has been a life changing moment in my sex life…if one plain, simple piece could bring this joy imagine what the cucumber would do.  Hallelujah!

Try a Pink Ring of your own!

 

 

Sinful Screw

Screw you!  No, wait, screw me – please!  We all know that screwing is totally hot, and it only gets hotter when sex toys are involved.  It only makes sense that the ultimate caliente combo would be a screw sex toy – and that’s just what we’ve got from MyPleasure!  The Sinful Screw anal dildo!

A beautiful blue translucent toy made of phthalate-free TPE, the Sinful Screw is a great addition to anyone’s anal toolbox.  Measuring in 6 ¾ inches insertable length and just under one inch wide, this screw is perfect for both beginners and the more experienced.  It all depends on how far you slide it in, but either way, the screw ends in a fabulous anchor-shaped handle that allows for easy maneuvering and solid control.  Beginners should definitely stick with only a little of the length though, just as an aside.

Along with being long and thin, the spiral threading texture of the shaft gives the Sinful Screw a delicious twist that really makes the sensation come alive when thrusting it, especially when going slow.  It gives the asshole a chance to feel the ridges while contracting over them. Yum.  As well, the threaded texture works to such an advantage when you twist the toy while it is nestled inside.  It’s even a bigger bonus that the handle makes that so effortless.  I will note that since you will hopefully be using a good deal of lube when playing with the booty, the handle might become a little slippery, but the shape makes it easy to keep a hold on.

Another well designed aspect of this toy is the density.  It’s firm enough to give a nice full feeling, but has that little bit of give that allows for a malleable good time.  It got nice flexibility without being too floppy.

While TPE is body safe, I would still recommend putting a condom over it if you plan to share it, as it is a porous material that cannot be boiled to clean.  And honestly, when it comes to anal activity, I usually condom up my toys for easy cleanup.  For general after action clean up, just wash with soap and warm water.  Oh, and you can use pretty much any lube you like, as TPE is compatible with both silicone- and water-based varieties.

Yes, the Sinful Screw can totally be a vaginal toy as well, and would be a great choice for beginners, so go enjoy it, where you want!

Head to MyPleasure to get screwed with the Sinful Screw!

 

Cucumber – A Beautifully Bumpy Glass Dildo

J.D. already told the story the Dildo Dr, but I’ll go ahead and give a quick overview in case you missed.  At the epic weekend that was Dinah, J.D. and I  stepped away from the HotMoviesForHer cabana and went for a little walk to check out the venders and to say hello to the other awesome folks working the event.  It was then that we met the Dildo Dr.  In honor of those with latex allergies he sells glass dildos so peeps can enjoy the joys that sex toys have to offer without getting itchy and whatnot.  We let him know who we were and that we review sex toys so if he ever wanted a little HM4Her love we’d be happy to give it.  In the blink of an eye he told us to step inside and take the dildo of our choice.  What?!?  Being the lovers of dildos that we are, we didn’t ask any questions and proceeded to browse over 2 very full tables of beautiful pyrex cocks.  The term “kid in aCucumber candy store” doesn’t even compare to our behavior.

Needless to say, the Dildo Dr. is an awesome guy – he is super laid back and has a very kind heart.  I’ll get on with the review.

I laid my eyes on the giant bumpy cucumber dildo and that was it.  I looked over the other dildos for quite a while, but my eyes kept going back to that beautiful cuke.  I’m not going to lie.  It’s the size that I was attracted to.  It’s super long and fairly girthy.  I love that glass doesn’t give – it’s hard all day and that makes that filled sensation even sweeter.

The Cucumber is 12 inches in total length and 1.75 inches in width.  Yes, it is 12 inches long.  That doesn’t mean you have to fit the whole thing inside of you in order to enjoy it!  The roughly 4 inch long handle tapers and is free of bumps.  There is a slight curve and the tip is round with no taper.  The surface is super bumpy which is ideal for lovers of pronounced texture.  The cucumber certainly isn’t the fattest dildo I’ve ever seen, but it represents in the size department.

With the decent girth and bumpiness, you definitely want to make sure you are warmed up and you have some lube on hand.  I personally don’t love intense thrusting with bumpy textures, but the thickness did me right for the fill.  Gentle short thrusts are where it’s at if you need movement.  You should be careful when using glass toys anyway – vigorous thrusts can do some damage.  That certainly isn’t meant to deter you from using glass.  It is awesome, just handle with care!  What I do love is the basic shape or the cucumber.  It has just enough of a curve to flow with my body, but it isn’t so angled that it is uncomfortable.  Love it!

To sum it up –

–Glass is a body friendly material and gets a long with my delicate sensibilities. 

–Glass is really easy to clean.  Soap and water.  Done.

–It was given to me by a really good dude. 

–It’s big.

–J.D. and I both (unintentionally) picked vegetable themed dildos.

Is it for everyone?  No.  You definitely need to be into sizable toys with lots of texture.  The good news is that the Dildo Dr.  has a ton of glass toys to choose from!

Get your own Cucumber glass dildo here!