Category Archives: Must Haves

Mystim – The Sizzling Simon review

I have to be honest, when I first asked for a toy to review, I didn’t have high hopes. You see, I don’t like toys. I’ve always been a more “handsy” girl, and I feel like toys have impeded on my process. You have to charge them for hours for only a few minutes of play, or the batteries give out unexpectedly, or there is a short in a wire somewhere, and you have to twist the cord to make the vibe work. One thrust too many and it stops vibing right at a crucial moment. All of these issues … Continue reading Mystim – The Sizzling Simon review

Hot Toy Reviews: MONA 2

When I received the LELO MONA 2, I was extremely, extremely excited. I’d always gone to sex shops and looked longingly in the glass case where the most precious of vibrators were kept, and now I had one of my very own to review. The LELO MONA 2 comes packaged in a fairly large box that holds a smaller, sexier black box inside it. Once you lift the lid off the black box, the MONA 2 is nestled comfortably in a velvety liner. The MONA 2 comes in 3 colors-purple, “cerise” (aka pink), and red. I was lucky enough to … Continue reading Hot Toy Reviews: MONA 2

Go Play: OHM Flow by Blush Novelties

blank mini skinny If you like your toys to feel like a freaking cloud and deliver wide vibrating coverage for clit teasing as well as be able to penetrate you till drool-flow, you found it with OHM Flow. requires//two AAA batteries. noise//< < < < < vibration settings//ten. solids, then varying vibrations. power button is also settings.        yay! softest thing you will ever touch head is full, but easily insertable concave dip that girth, ain’t no joke blank  damn. requires batteries only one button, so if you’re caught mid-buzz, too bad blank blank in full Firstly, Blush has done … Continue reading Go Play: OHM Flow by Blush Novelties

Go Play: Joydream by Blush Novelties

Joydream of the Serendipity line from Blush Novelties       mini skinny This is a great standard addition to the collection of posh people. It has the light-to-extreme vibration settings, and is rechargeable, and also looks beautiful and is a total betty. blank requires//an outlet. this toy is rechargeable. no batteries! noise//< < < < < vibration settings//ten. three solids, then varying. blank [vimeo][/vimeo] blank  yay! rechargeable! i really hate batteries and i never have them gorgeous appearance with blue led power and setting buttons the satin silicone is easy to clean turn it concave or convex or even pinpoint … Continue reading Go Play: Joydream by Blush Novelties

Handmade Leather Restraints From Project TransAction

I don’t know if you remember, but a little while back I blogged about Project TransAction, an awesome queer San Francisco-based company that makes amazing silk-screened leather goods  and has Jiz Lee as a model on their Etsy store.  After writing about it and pouring over their online shop, I knew I needed to check out something from their “Leather for Lovers” section, so I got a hold of shop owner Jacob Vaughn and got on knees (over email) and begged for some item to review.  Seriously, he’s probably lucky I wasn’t there in person, because I probably came off … Continue reading Handmade Leather Restraints From Project TransAction

Vixen Creations – Lonestar (aka. dildo of my dreams!)

I have for years and years heard from my sex shop working peers that Lonestar by Vixen Creations is the perfect realistic dildo, and in general I agree.  Not until being offered the opportunity to review it was I faced with the difficult task of describing how and why Lonestar is indeed the crème de la crème as realistic dildos go.  I’m going to try and do that sexy fuck stick justice, but if you want to know why it’s perfect – go try it for yourself. Lonestar is made out of an amazing double pour silicone called Vixskin that … Continue reading Vixen Creations – Lonestar (aka. dildo of my dreams!)

The Tristan – A Signature Butt Plug!

Oh Tristan Taormino, just when we think we couldn’t love you any more than we already do, you go and make a signature butt plug!  That’s right – the fantastic butt toy we are reviewing today is not only named after anal sex queen Tristan Taormino, it was actually designed with her expert input! For those of you who may not know the genius of Tristan Taormino, let me pause for a second and give a little schooling.  Tristan is an author, educator, columnist, porn director and all around expert in all things anal.  This lady is downright amazing!  And … Continue reading The Tristan – A Signature Butt Plug!

Holy Hotness Just In Time For Easter! The Jackhammer Jesus Dildo

Well, friends, it looks like Easter is here… and boy has the lord risen!  At this point as a sex toy reviewer, I would say that all in all, I am fairly unflappable.  You want me to try out that giant cock with 45 different vibration patterns?  Sure, hand it over.  You say you want me to shoot lube up my ass?  Great, all I need is an instruction manual.  Basically, I’m up for anything. So when I stumbled upon this amazing creature on the free-for-all that is the Internet, I just knew I needed to beg them for one … Continue reading Holy Hotness Just In Time For Easter! The Jackhammer Jesus Dildo

Nobessence Allure

When you’ve got a trunk full of sex toys, it’s hard to be impressed. When I opened up my latest treasure, the Nobessence Allure, I knew I was in for a good time. This is one gorgeous wooden dildo that just feels so damn good in my hands. It’s as smooth as glass and perfectly weighted. From the picture, you can see it’s an amazing piece of art, but you can’t really appreciate the beauty of the wood grain until you’re holding it. I know that the first word that popped into mind when you read this is a wooden … Continue reading Nobessence Allure

Form 3

Well, I can officially cross catching up on JimmyJane’s Form line off of my list to do by the end of the year. I’ve been enjoying the Form 3 immensely in the past few weeks and thought it was time to spread the good word about this rechargeable vibe. My latest acquisition has a number of things similar with the Form 2, but is surely a very different vibe. One thing I love is that both toys use the same charger, so I’m able to keep both toys ready to go without cluttering my bedside table any further. Obviously, rechargeable … Continue reading Form 3